1. Boxers or briefs?
2. If you could throw a flaming bag of poo on anybody's door, whose would it be?
3. Which is worse: running naked or bicycling naked?
Depends if the bicycle has a seat or not.
4. How long do you have to be dating a woman before she's allowed to fart in your presence?
A noisy one that makes me laugh: 2nd date. …