March 1, 2002

1. Boxers or briefs?


2. If you could throw a flaming bag of poo on anybody's door, whose would it be?

Charlton Heston

3. Which is worse: running naked or bicycling naked?

Depends if the bicycle has a seat or not.

4. How long do you have to be dating a woman before she's allowed to fart in your presence?

A noisy one that makes me laugh: 2nd date. …

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