May 1, 2004

1. If you could be any fruit, what would you do to ensure that the presidential election fiasco of 2000 is never repeated again?

A gigantic prune that everyone would have to eat so that the country would finally have the enema it so desperately needs.

I am an amazingly nosy person. Because of that fact, I was wondering if you guys ever celebrate holidays together since you're all out in Toronto. …

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