July 29, 2005

1. I've heard various comedians talk about doing comedy. They have said that they think people are born with some of the ability and some of it can be developed as a skill. How did your comedic abilities develop and were you born with your ability to be funny and your wonderful comic timing?

Boy, I really don't know, to tell you the truth. Combination of stuff I guess. Neither of my parents are particularly funny and I used to get in trouble for clowning around at home. But having met my birth parents, they both have wonderful robust senses of humor so I guess there's an answer to the "Nature vs. Nurture" part of your question. I will say that my dad (who raised me) was a big fan of old movies and collected old radio shows and so I grew up listening and seeing a lot of those things. Jack Benny, Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, The Marx Brothers, Bob Hope and a bunch of other comedians many of you are too young to know about. They informed my sense of comedy quite a bit, as well as Jimmy Stewart, Peter Sellers and Jack Lemmon. Over time you watch stuff and something inside you just tells you what works and what doesn't and you take that into your work with you. Watching bad TV shows in the '70s was just as instructive as anything else in terms of what NOT to do.

2. I read an online chat with you, and I found out that you like Jimmy Stewart and Tom Waits. I just wanted to know what your favorite movie with Jimmy Stewart is, and what your favorite Tom Waits song is?

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON and "Martha" (from "Closing Time").

3. Have you been watching Season 5 as it airs on Showtime? Do you normally watch the show when it airs or are you one of those actors who can't watch their own performances?

I don't usually watch it when it airs, but I do get an advanced copy of each episode on tape and I do watch those. It brings a sense of closure for me to see the end results of all the long hours.

4. What genre of film do you think would best allow your natural charms with shine?

A nice romantic comedy playing the sarcastic best friend of the hunky lead or the best friend/unrequited love of the Babe.

5. Now that you've been in a position to know, do blondes really have more fun?

Not when their hair starts falling out in clumps 'cause they've had it bleached, dyed back and then re-bleached within a two week time period!!!!

6. If you had to pick one castmate to be deserted on a desert island with, who would it be and why?

Jenny Rebecca. 'Cause give her 18 years and ... look out Olsen Twins!

7. You have the most beautiful eyelashes I've ever seen. Anytime I see your profile in a scene Im mesmerized. Are they natural or do the make-up folks on QAF enhance them?

Well, thank you for saying so. Up until "Ted's" recent make-over the lashes were all mine with no enhancement. But given the challenge of making me look as if I'd had some sort of "work" done our amazing make-up artist, Stephen Lynch, played a number of tricks with my make-up including some mascara on my lashes to make "Ted" look a little more refreshed.

8. Was dyeing your hair platinum blond the craziest thing you've ever done to it? Don't be afraid. We'll still love you even if you once had a mullet.

No, that was definitely the craziest and cruelest thing my hair has been through. Other than that, just letting it get super long and shoulder length (see various photos in my Chicago section) was about as goofy as it got.

9. Which do you find more difficult, and which do you prefer: comedic or dramatic acting?

I know it sounds like a cop-out but they both have their difficulties and I prefer them both. I try to find roles that have touches of both to them or bring the opposing quality to it.

June 5, 2005

1. Have you had a chance to watch the American version of "The Office?" If so, what do you think of it?

I've only been able to see a couple of episodes and while I am willing to give it time to grow into it's own, my first reaction is that it doesn't work quite as well. I am (and have been) a huge fan of Steve Carell but he's missing the crucial element of desperation and neediness behind his character to make the humor of the show work. Ricky Gervais is a hard act to follow in terms of that but without that quality the boss is just a loudmouth jerk that we don't care about in any way. Just my opinion.

2. Is there any chance that Showtime will do any Queer As Folk movies?

Not that I've heard of, but if their subscriptions drop way off after we leave the airwaves and there's a huge letter writing campaign I suppose anything's possible.

3. Peter Paige has mentioned that now that he's no longer "eating to be naked on television," he's loving carbs and food in general. How has your diet changed since the show ended?

I just allow myself a little more freedom to have the occasional pizza and dessert now and then that I wouldn't while filming. Nothing too extreme, though.

4. Do you listen to a lot of jazz? And if so, who is your favorite jazz artist?

I don't listen to a ton of jazz but I do like Chet Baker and Miles Davis quite a lot.

5. Scott, how much of a diva are you? Do you clean your own house, do your own laundry, cook your own meals, etc.? Or do you have a huge staff of underlings to take care of your every need?

Let's remember that I worked for cable, people. Not only cable, but Showtime: "the li'l network that could." So I can afford a cleaning lady to come every two weeks and that's about it. Other than that it's all up to me. Even if I had a ton of dough I'm not sure I'd be comfortable having someone all up in my business anyway. I'm too private that way to have a staff of minions.

6. Would you ever get a tattoo, and if so, what would you get and where?

I have trouble committing to one woman for the rest of my life. How the hell am I going to commit to an inky drawing on my flesh forever?

7. What qualities do you want most in a director?

A director that I know has the ability to create beautiful interesting pictures on the screen as well as challenging me to find something deeper and truer in the scene we're creating ... unless I'm already perfect in what I'm doing and then they should just tell me I'm a genius and leave it at that.

8. How did the ideas for your play and screenplay come to you?

Dreams, obsessions and life experiences.

9. I was horrified but not really surprised at the reelection of George Bush; I heard his brother Jeb might run for president. This frightens me; is it really expensive to live in Canada?

Not if you live in Saskatchewan.

10. Can you explain the difference between an agent and a manager? Do you have both?

Technically, an agent is sanctioned by the unions to negotiate contracts for you and is your main procurer of work. Agents can not be producers as it would be a conflict of interest for them to be negotiating contracts for their clients in projects that they have a financial interest in. Agents usually represent a large pool of talent. Managers work with a smaller group and are therefore able to give more one-on-one attention and focus on the 'Big Picture" of a career as opposed to a job-to-job mentality that agents may have. Because they are not involved directly in negotiating union contracts they can produce works for their clients. Legally managers are not supposed to procure work for you but in reality the do, quite a lot (and you want them too). Ideally your manager is off finding projects for you that your agent can't and vice versa. They should come to each other's aide when one is having difficulty getting their client in the door for a project and the other has connections or relationships that can help get their mutual client considered. I do indeed have both.

May 5, 2005

1. Why do you feel that Queer As Folk did not get the same kind of recognition and accolades from the industry as other cable shows did like Six Feet Under, The Shield and the Sopranos?

Ill refer you to many past answers to this one. My fingers are too tired to type it again.

2. Now that filming is over, who do you think you will most keep in touch with from the QAF cast and crew?

Im sure a number of them. The most convenient and easiest to stay in touch with will of course be those out here in LA: Peter, Gale (when hes in town), Dan & Ron, and Michelle. I will also be keeping close tabs on Sharon, Randy and Thea from afar. As far as the crew goes there are too many to name who I will stay in touch with and see when I visit Toronto periodically. Im pretty good at keeping in touch.

3. I just adopted a kitten named Teddy Bear, but I of course call her "Teddy" for short. Anyway, she loves my computer, and seeing as you are numero uno cat expert around here, I was wondering if Chalupa loves your computer as well?

Well Ill let her respond: iuygpyvqer p14738gffk x[q 0eicnm43 q[wer9if qowerilgwp;7825q/[09j8hpujaUIY IYUA O. Thats one of the many interesting things she has typed out for me on her journeys wandering back and forth over my keyboard in an attempt to get my attention.

4. Now that the show has wrapped, do you plan on writing a tell all book on the "behind the scenes" stuff we want to know about?

Uh, no. Unfortunately, I think one of our gang is already planning on doing that.

5. How do you think Queer As Folk has changed the perception of being gay in the US? Do you think the show has been able to counteract some of the damage by the right-wing political agenda or has the anti-gay movement grown in part as a backlash against shows like QAF?

I think its helped put a human face on the gay community in a way never before seen in the media. As Ive said before, any phobia is based on ignorance. When our show has worked best it has helped eliminate that for some folks out there. While I think the success of QAF has frightened some right-wingers I think their use of anti-gay marriage initiatives to help elect Bush was not based in any genuine fear on their part. They knew the bulk of their support base is ignorant enough to be manipulated to believe its a threat greater than their sons and daughters being killed in an unwarranted war, and THATS why the anti-gay movement has grown as of late.

6. Would you be so kind as to let us know a little about what the QAF wrap party was like?

Well, everyone was pretty damned exhausted and drained emotionally after a week of long hours and ending every night wrapping a different cast member and crying. So, by the time we all got to the wrap party we were ready to just plain celebrate the achievement of being together for five years. If any tears were shed that night they were shed over final goodbyes to some of our family that we knew we may never see again. What was most wonderful was having crew members who were not with us during our fifth season come back and join in. It was great to see folks we hadnt seen in years and it made me realize just how many lives our show has touched in Toronto. I was beaming with pride the whole night. It can be VERY difficult to keep a show running for five years and not have it just become a job. But as I looked around the room that night at all the beaming faces and laughter and tears and hugs I knew in my heart that we did it right.

7. Can you tell us what, if any, QAF mementos you took after filming wrapped?

I grabbed a few items from Teds condo (including the groovy ancient Babylonian-looking headless statue that was on the bar since season 1) and some costume pieces. Some of the wardrobe I took was stuff that I felt would be kind of iconic for Ted and could be donated to charities for auctions at some point like various bowling shirts and his bike helmet and light from the AIDS ride.

8. Is it true that some of the cast was advised by their managers not to take roles on Queer As Folk because it would typecast them? How does the artist separate himself from the art?

None of the main cast was given that advice that I know of, but over 2,000 other actors were told (or decided on their own) not to even audition for the show initially. This opened the door for knuckleheads like me to get hired. Hopefully an artist doesnt want to completely separate himself from his art. If he does, that usually means hes somewhat embarrassed by it.

9. Do you know why the season four DVDs have so little in regards to extras? I was especially bummed to learn that there was no blooper reel this time around.

No, Im afraid I dont really know. As you may know there was a regime change at Showtime a couple of summers ago and with that came new people taking over various departments like the one that handles all their DVD/Videos. Thats why youre seeing a different look in the season 4 set.

10. As a new Jew in New England, can you tell me what to expect? There are a lot of Outbacks and other utility station wagons. It scares me that I might be asked to do something "out-doorsy" at temple.

Well, I hate to tell you but you WILL be forced to go gefilte-fishing. New England Jews LOVES them some gefilte fish!

11. Any post-QAF projects lined up yet? You know you're going to get this question every month until you have exciting news to share, right?

Mom, quit writing in PLEASE!!!!!

12. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As many seashells as she sells by the seashore.

13. Even the most laidback celebs have designers they love and wear all the time. Whose clothes do you prefer to wear, either in casual settings or at fancypants shindigs?

Well for fancy dressing up I do love Hugo Bosss style but my new favorite suit that I cant stop wearing is a Dolce & Gabanna one I bought while in Venice last summer with my personal stylist, Peter Paiges, assistance. In casual Im a total Gap and Banana Republic guy.

March 4, 2005

1. Did you go to your high school proms? If so any interesting stories to tell?

I went to my Senior year prom only as I was too thick to know that a girl I was crazy about wanted me to ask her to prom during my Junior year. My strongest memory of my Senior Prom was being out in the parking lot with Libby, the hot English teacher that every guy had a crush on, drinking screwdrivers and having a great conversation - - suddenly the doors to the hall where the prom was going on opened up and everyone came pouring out. My lovely prom date, Lisa (who lives in France now) smacked me with her purse because I had missed "last dance." Oooops.

2. I like Elvis Costello a lot, but I don't have any of his albums. Instead of randomly them up willy-nilly , I thought I'd ask the expert. Which three albums should I buy?

Wow, that's a tough one 'cause they're all so good. But I'll give you three that will give you a taste of different periods in his career and then you can go and fill in the blanks later. Chronologically you should get MY AIM IS TRUE (his first album), BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE (last album with The Attractions before they broke up ... and then reunited years later) and SPIKE (his first solo record). Enjoy.

3. Was just wondering how you Hollywood folks happen to attend events such as premieres, parties, etc. What determines at which event you'll appear(other than availability, that is)? How many of these invitations do you receive in an average week/month?

I don't receive all that many except during the time of our premieres, DVD signings and then in "Pride Month." I don't employ a publicist at the moment, but that's generally where the invites to premieres and parties come from. I'm always happy to appear for political organizations that I believe in and lend my voice to any cause that I support and needs my help.

4. Scott, thank you for sharing pictures from your trip to Venice. They're beautiful, particularly the one of an "entrance" to the canal, the knocker, and the ones of you and Peter. Can you tell us anything about your trip? Was Peter with you the whole time? Favorite spots or anecdotes?

Well, I was happy to share a few of the pictures with you all. Venice is an extraordinary city and I had the time of my life there surrounded by a wonderful group of friends (11 in all). Some were fellow cast mates and their partners, others were new friends (to respect their privacy I will not name them here although you obviously know Peter was among them). We ate ourselves silly and walked off all the calories by getting lost in that magical city. Every corner you turned offered the most extraordinary view. It was like living a dream every day. My favorite restaurant was a teeny little place called "Arturo's" recommended to us by a world-famous jeweler Joel Rosenthal. We are all indebted to him for that!

5. Since you're a Cubs fan (sigh), what is their allure over people who are from Chicago or not from Chicago? I don't get it! Is it because the Sox are in the bad side of the city?

Everyone loves a loser with heart. That's what the Cubs are. They represent the phrase "hope springs eternal." Plus, they play in one of the most beautiful ballparks in the world. They still seem to have that working class, blue-collar feel that IS Chicago. The Sox seem a little more corporate playing in their new plastic ballpark and wearing their tough guy black uniforms ... plus they threw a world series. That's some serious bad karma to recover from.

6. When being interviewed, do you ever get sick of the same questions? For you, Hal, and Gale, especially, because of that one question "so what is it like to kiss a man?" just because you guys are straight and playing gay men. It's all very titillating in the beginning, but after five years, does it get annoying?

Yes.

7. I finally got the chance to see Avenue Q and absolutely loved it. I was wondering what your thoughts were on the show?

I thought it was a cute, fun, clever show but not a real musical. I think it's very appropriate that they're taking it to Vegas.

8. For season 5, I am really hoping that Dean returns so that Ted and Blake can get back together and end up together. What are your thoughts on this? Do you wish this for Ted?

As we are in the midst of shooting the last two episodes I'm afraid I cannot answer this question at this time.

9. Why are the actors driven to and from the set each day? I know it's a perk, but is there a reason behind it?

Mostly it's a control issue, I think. This way they KNOW we'll get there when we're supposed to. Actors are notoriously late when left to their own devices. You know, we're all dreamy and such-like. It's also a bit of kindness as it gives you a little extra time to look over lines, etc. during the commute.

10. This is the question everyone wants to know: What are your career plans following QAF? Do you already have something lined up? And might I put in a request for you to do more theatre work? We're all going to be in Scott withdrawal after that final episode airs!

Well, I'll be in withdrawal as well, believe me. No plans at the moment. I'll be heading back to the life of a simple actor trying to find a job much like I was before QAF came along. I'm sure theatre will continue to be an important aspect of my career and I am truly looking forward to the new opportunities that being completely free schedule-wise will give me.

February 11, 2005

1. With a little touch of magic I am animating you and hooking you up with your cartoon fantasy woman. Who is she and why?

Betty from Archie Comics. She has always reminded me of one of my first "girl next door" crushes as a kid.

2. Let's just pretend the world suddenly has no communication. No phones, TVs, nothing. You have one homing pigeon. You can train him to go to one place to bring notes to and get notes in return. Where do you send him, and why?

Man, this is an easy one. I'd train him to go to the WWHPC (World-Wide Homing Pigeon Center) in Los Angeles. For just $9.95 a month you can send unlimited messages anywhere in the world from there via their genetically enhanced homing pigeons. Duh.

3. What would you think of a romantic relationship between Ted and Brian? Alot of my friends loved the humorous moments between them last season and are hoping for a Ted/Brian pairing. What are your thoughts on that?

No, I don't really see that happening. It might signal the Apocolypse. But I'm all for the healthy fantasy life you and your friends have.

4. In one of the Q&As where you were being quizzed about your Canadian knowledge, you mentioned listening to the CBC. I am a devoted CBC listener and I was just wondering if you really do listen to it, and if so, you wanted to comment on it at all (favourite show or personality, why you like it...)?

I loooooves me some Shelagh Rogers from "Sounds Like Canada". Not only for the insane way she spells her name but for her infectious enthusiasm for whatever subject she's speaking of or interviewing. Kind of a Canadian Terry Gross (my dream interviewer on NPR).

5. During Thanksgiving, I went in transit through Toronto airport, and it made me wonder if you and the cast get special treatment through US and Canadian customs and immigration, or do you stand in line like everyone else?

We wait in line just like normal human beings (we also pee and poop like regular people, too). The only special treatment we get is in having working visas for each season of shooting. They tend to get us through customs with fewer questions about the monkeys we smuggle in in our backpacks.

6. I am absolutely terrified of flying, but I've always wanted to go to Los Angeles, which means a six hour plane ride from Connecticut. I've decided to go, but I'm still worried that I'll freak out once I get on the plane. Do you have any tips on how to chill out on an airplane?

Valium and scotch. Happy flying.

7. What are your thoughts on the writing of Queer As Folk? If a storyline isn't working for the actor are you free to express this to the writing staff?

We can give limited notes on particular lines we might have problems with but as to actual storylines we don't have as much input as we did back during season 1. Dan and Ron are certainly open to hearing any concerns and helping us understand their choices but ultimately it is their show and our job is to bring to life their ideas as best we can.

8. I know you're a fan of "The Office" (great show) - do you like any of the other British comedies, like "Peep Show?"

Not familiar with "Peep Show." I also am a huge fan of Sasha Baron Cohen and "Da Ali G Show." A friend sent me an old show called "The Vicar of Dibley" as a gift and I enjoyed that. I am eagerly awaiting Ricky Gervais new show "Extras."

9. As an actor how difficult is it to do a personal budget? You have had a steady job for five years, but it must be scary to even purchase a car not knowing what the future will bring.

Very difficult. I'm in the best position an actor can hope for right now (and the past 5 years.) It's the only time you know for sure that you're going back to work at a set time each year. Other than that there is no sense of stability and you need to live a very conservative financial life because there are no guarantees where or when your next paycheck is coming from. You have to be insane to live your life this way. Trust me.

10. It's a Small World is closed until spring 2005 and QAF doesn't start until spring 2005. Is there some sort of conspiracy?

Well, you've got us. Showtime and Disney were hoping to make a big official announcement in March but I might as well give you the scoop. There will be a whole new "Li'l Queers" section of "It's A Small World" when it reopens with toddler versions of all your favorite QAF characters wankin' their li'l weenies and powdering each other's bottoms. Enjoy.

December 10, 2004

1. I have heard from other actors that they try to create the situation off screen with the characters they have onscreen. For example Sean Penn didn't associate with Michael J. Fox when making Casualties of War because he didn't want to like him fearing it might interfere with his acting. I'm sure you don't take it that far, but do you try to keep your distance from Peter Paige when Ted and Emmett were having problems or Gale Harold when Ted and Brian did not like each other?

I learned, after going into a depression during the first season, that I need to find ways to leave work at work. Peter, Gale and the rest of the cast are all my friends outside of shooting and the characters they play, in good times and bad, are friends of "Ted's" fortunately. Shooting a television series is quite different than doing a film in that you are living with these characters and actors for many months of many years. To do the kind of intense character immersion that you cited in your question would just drive you nuts and be impractical. Perhaps if I were working on a film like the one you mentioned I might try those methods, but it's something you have to be VERY careful with.

2. I was watching the Season 2 DVD Wrap Party reel (hilarious, by the way!), and I noticed in the scene where Ted and Brian are drunk in Woody's and you had a hard time with the line "We're gonna have to take her honorary queer button away," you said "good it'll be better for the looping" between takes. So I was wondering, do you guys loop your dialogue all the time or do you ever use production track?

We only loop dialogue when needed ... which in my case is not very often because I AM PERFECT!!! Yeah, right. We do it when a line might be hard to understand because of diction problems, or if it's too soft or if there's some distracting background noise on the track. On occasion the producers want to add an off-camera line to help a scene out or change a line that just isn't working after we've shot it and we'll loop those as well. I would say 98% of the dialogue you hear is from the production track. We have had AMAZING sound teams on our show who make our jobs SO much easier.

3. I know that you said you were a big fan of history. Did you ever play Oregon Trail on the computer, and if so did you make it to the end of the trail, or did your party die off because of snake bites and contaminated meat before you reached the end?

I may be a fan of history, but that doesn't make me a computer geek! What the heck are you talking about?!?!? Get out of the house now and go play in the fresh air.

4. We don't really get a chance to see Ted cuttin' a rug very often. What kind of dancing skills do you have? Are you secretly another Fred Astaire?

My dancing has been known to cause seizures and hot flashes in both women AND men. For that reason we keep my talents locked under key for worldwide security only to be unleashed in dire times. You will get to see "Ted" bust some MAJOR moves towards the end of the second episode of the 5th season. Consider yourself warned.

5. I would like to see your new home on MTV Cribs. Would that be something you would consider?

Nope. I really like to keep my personal life private and don't see the need to share my home with people I don't know. I'd much rather people know me for my work than how kick-ass my new jacuzzi bathtub is. Omigod, it ROCKS!!!

6. What is the feeling of the cast of Queer As Folk in regards to a 6th or 7th season? Are you interested in continuing on with the series if Showtime wants to renew? Or do you feel like you are ready to move on to other roles?

I think the feelings are mixed. Some are absolutely ready to move on no matter what while others, like myself, would be happy to do more seasons if (and only if) the quality of the writing makes it worthwhile to do so. I mean job security is a tough thing to say "no" to as an actor.

7. Which do you think is worse: mowing the lawn, raking leaves, or shoveling snow?

Shoveling snow. *twitching with many awful Chicago winter memories*

8. Who did your singing for you during your singing waiter episodes?

I don't know. Meaning no offense to the gentleman who did the singing, the dubbing was a big mistake and poorly executed in my opinion. I'll leave it at that.

9. What did you get up to this summer (besides moving)?

Well, my real estate mogulism (buying a new home and selling the old) took up a big chunk of my summer. The rest of the time was spent writing, playing with friends and traveling - - capped off with a spectacular trip to Venice, Italy.

10. Researchers agree that beauty can be calculated. In fact they label such assertion as the "golden rule." That is, there must be a 1.618-to-1 ratio of the length of the lips to the base of the nose, for example, for a person to be considered "beautiful." That ratio also extends to other parts of the body such as teeth size, height, etc. What is your perception of beauty?

I like boobies.

11. During yout time in Canada, have you had a chance to watch Trailer Park Boys and/or Corner Gas? If so, what do you think?

I have caught bits of both shows and, honestly, I don't get 'em. I REALLY like some other Canadian shows like "This Is Wonderland", "The News Room", "The Eleventh Hour" and any coverage of curling. What a SPORT!!!

November 12, 2004

1. I think I should name my new African violet Marguerite, Jr., but my friend Jennifer says that's stupid and that I should name her Alexis. So, which do you think is better: Mexican food or Chinese food?

Get help now, please. Seriously. Im a Jew. Chinese food is our National cuisine.

2. What acting qualities, traits, styles, secrets, or techniques have you learned from your castmates that you truly believe has helped to make you a better actor?

Keep your c#$k-sock tied nice and snug during your nudie scenes.

3. How do you react to fans just greeting you out of the blue and asking for autographs? How often does this happen?

It happens every now and then and generally people are quite nice about it. Occasionally people just shove something at me to sign as if its owed to them and that only makes me want to misspell my name. The majority of the time its a wonderful validation of what Ive been doing for the past 17 years. I know how much nervous energy it takes for someone to approach a stranger and take the risk of rejection to say something nice and ask for an autograph and I truly appreciate it. It still seems weird to me that someone would actually WANT my autograph (and its such a bizarre thing to want of someone anyway).

4. Our friend thinks it's normal to wear jeans in the pool. Isn't she weird?

Yes  and obviously a poor Marco Polo player. Jeans + Water = Slow Moving Target.

5. Are you a fan of old classic movies, and if so what are some of your favorites? Also, which actors inspired you to be an actor or have had an impact on you?

I am a huge fan of Classic Movies and was greatly influenced by them growing up. I really like a lot of Frank Capra and Preston Sturgess films. They had a great idealism in them and both directors used a wonderful stable of character actors in their films. Mr. Smith Goes To Washington is one of my all-time favorite films. James Stewart, Jack Lemmon and Peter Sellers are actors that have had the greatest influence on me.

6. What are some of your fondest memories of growing up in Connecticut? Where did you go and what did you do in your spare time?

The explosion of color in the Fall leading to huge piles of raked (or blown) leaves to be jumped in. Playing kickball with the kids on my street. Eating buckets of steamed clams and lobsters in the summer. Going down to NYC to see shows. Many, many happy memories. Connecticut was a wonderful place to grow up and I still get nostalgic for it when I think about it or visit there.

7. What slang expression or euphemism do you dislike most?

Its all good. It rarely ever truly is.

8. If you could pick one major motion picture and replace the lead actor with yourself which one would it be and why?

I would have loved to have done the role Jim Carrey played in Eternal Sunshine  this year, or Ray Charles in Ray. I thought the psychological journey of Carreys character was quite challenging as well as navigating the really cool effects. Ray would be a casting coup for me because I really dont play the piano.

9. If Bush gets elected for real this time, where will you expatriate?

Well, Ive already got an apartment up here in Toronto  but maybe somewhere a little warmer. I hear the show is doing well in Australia 

10. Can you belch the alphabet?

No, but I can fart the pre-amble to the Constitution.

11. You're seated at a table for 6 in Heaven. Who are your 5 other dream dinner guests?

Jesus, Moses, Mohammed, Buddha and Fred Rogers.

12. Is there anything you would like to see happen to "Ted" before the show ends?

Id love for him to finally find his own sense of self-esteem that does not rely on any other factors (e.g. a job or boyfriend) than his belief in himself. That way love or a successful career can only enhance whats already there.

13. At the end of Season 4, Ted got a cat named "Lupe." That sounds an awful like "Chalupa." Was that your idea to get Ted a cat and if so, did you pick the name too?

No, that was Dan Lipmans call I believe. Chalupa is  well, rather shy and when people come over to visit me she tends to hide under the blankets on my bed. Dan was always tickled to see this lump under the sheets and brought that to the screen in the character of Lupe as a salute to my dear puss.

14. Are you a fan of cartoons? What is your favorite animated film and t.v. show?

Ive always enjoyed cartoons, from Looney Tunes as a kid, to South Park, Dr. Katz and Family Guy as an adult. The over-all favorite has to be The Simpsons for consistent comic juiciness. Pixars films seem to be consistently my favorites in the movie theatres.

15. What was/is your reaction to the way age is dealt with on Queer as Folk. You're just coming into your prime and yet you play a character whose social set considers him way over the hill. Did you find that baffling or disconcerting in any way?

No, it seemed pretty accurate for the club scene of the Gay Community as well as the Straight Community. Youth and beauty are highly prized in these worlds and that should come as no surprise to anyone. I also knew from the outset that this show was about boys becoming men. Part of that growth had to deal with accepting your age and allowing yourself to grow up.

16. Pretend you're auditioning for American Idol. What would you sing and how would the judges react?

The Doobie Brothers hit Taking It To The Street. The judges weep and proclaim me not only the American Idol but also the American President.

17. What are some of the best CD's you've been listening to lately?

Elvis Costellos Delivery Man, Tom Waits Real Gone and Wilcos A Ghost Is Born.

18. Can I trade you my school books for season 5 spoilers? If so, what subject should I always carry with me?

No. Now do your damned homework or no Season 5 for you.

19. What's one bad habit you have that you honestly enjoy and have no plans of stopping?

Biting my fingernails. No manicurist could get them so perfectly trimmed!

20. Do you like the Family Guy? If so, who is your favorite character?

I do like The Family Guy and in fact a friend of mine, Michael Barker is a writer on it. Look for his new show:American Dad coming to Fox soon. Stewie is my hands-down favorite on Family Guy.

August 6, 2004

1. Do you think "Nothing But Pubes" is a good name for my new band? Or how about "Watermelon Biscuit"? And do you find it annoying or endearing when someone chews with his mouth open?

Id go for Watermelon Biscuit definitely. It sounds refreshing AND satisfying. The other name is A LOT to live up to. As far as the mouth open when eating thing, unless youre talking while chewing (which I forgive) or are suffering from terrible nasal congestion  keep yer yap shut when masticating.

2. What is your favorite, and least favorite sign of each season?

Fall: Fave: That crisp, melancholic smell of burnt leaves in the air mixed with the explosion of colors in the trees. Least Fave: the chill in the winds that blow all those leaves off the trees.

Winter: Fave: The first snowfall; peaceful, crunchy and pure. Least Fave: Every frickin day after that. The grey skies and bare lack of green on trees.

Spring: Fave: The first bit of warmth and sun that brings a scent of hoep and renewal into the breeze. Least Fave: the rains that turn everything into a mud-slide.

Summer: Fave: Sundresses on the ladies. Least Fave: sweltering heat that makes you want to strip your flesh off like another layer of clothes thinking that it might help cool you off.

3. If you could be interviewed by your choice of any famous journalist out there...who and why?

Terry Gross of NPRs Fresh Air. Shes jus the best interviewer Ive ever heard. She seems a fan of everyone she speaks with and draws insights out of them that no one else can.

4. I am a Brit living in Calgary and have come to the conclusion that most North Americans don't understand British humour so I was surprised, yet delighted to see that you love The Office. I recently watched the whole of season 2 in one morning and found it hilarious. I'm wondering if you care to comment on some of the things that made you chuckle.

Every moment of that show that wasnt making me cry was making me chuckle. Every uncomfortable moment that David Brent creates, Tims takes to the cameras after some really unbelievable thing has happened, Gareths worship of David, Keiths blas attitude, on and on. 

5. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Well, I havent traveled as much as I would like to make a definitive statement. But as of this point in my life as long as my friends were there with me and I could still be creative, the beautiful island of KauaI would be a-okay by me. But I truly do enjoy life in LA as well.

6. Please choose only one of the following: The Beatles or The Stones? J-Lo or Beyonce? The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family? West Coast or East Coast? The Flinestone's or The Jetson's? Coke or Pepsi? Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings?

Beatles. Beyonce (I dont know ANY of her stuff I just have no respect for J-Lo). Partridge Family. I plead the 5th on the coast question. Jetsons. Pepsi. Harry Potter.

7. If you could walk in the shoes of anybody, famous or nonfamous, for a day, who would it be and why?

Shoes? Michael Jordan at his prime. Definitely. For ALL the reasons you can think of.

8. I'm a chemical engineer by degree, but I really want to be in the arts. Do you think there's a market for a singing/dancing chemical engineer? Or will OSHA come and shut me down?

Of course theres a market for you. You could be engineering chemicals that could replicate the joy you feel singing and dancing and pass them around at parties.

9. Do you think that muppets getting it on (a la Avenue Q) is kind of cute, kind of gross, or kind of hot? Would YOU ever do it with a muppet?

Well, Im no Plushie but I think muppets getting it on can be a hot thing. I mean, it depends on the muppet. No one want to experience the squeals Elmo would make. But I would definitely get it on with Janet. Loose, hippy muppets have always been a weak point for me.

10. Who takes care of Chalupa when you're touring or traveling?

She takes care of herself. I taught her how to use a can opener and public transportation and that was about all she needed to be self-sufficient.

11. It was so exciting to see Randy run with the opportunity to star in Wicked with such an amazing cast. What is your TOP Broadway aspiration if any?

Well, to originate a role on Broadway in a play (or musical where I didnt have to dance and where my limited singing abilities wouldnt make people run for the doors.) that was an instant classic and one audience members would forever remember seeing.

12. Although we fans understand that the cast members are only playing their roles, we like to think that you are all buddies. Do you, for instance, call each other on your birthdays, buy each other dinner or gifts, if you happen to find something one of them would like? Do you support each other by going to see each other's plays?

We are very supportive of each other, remembering birthdays, supporting outside work when we can, giving advice, etc. We are now and forevermore family to each other and have a bond unique among all our other relationships.

13. You know the shirt you wear in the Kristine W. video? What does it say?

I have no idea. Its kind of hard for me to see my back when Im wearing a shirt. You tell me.

14. So what's next for Scott Lowell? Assuming this season will be the last, what's the first thing you want to do when they yell cut on the last taping for Season 5 (other than cry)?

Well, hopefully the groundwork will be laid for my future before that taping of season 5 is over. Hasnt really happened yet as many of the scripts Ive been reading are pretty crappy and while I know Ive still got a job to go back to Ill continue to say no to things that wont challenge me or move my career forward. Once that safety net is gone however  bring on the crap! Poppas got a big mortgage to pay off. No, no, no. Ideally I would love to do a run of a play and a couple of films every year of my career and if a new series comes along that challenges me as much as QAF has I would happily sign up for that as well. As far as the first thing Ill do when they yell cut on my last take in Season 5, youve eliminated the only thing that I know I will DEFINITELY do so I have no answer.

15. What do you think of William Hung, who was obviously someone America felt sorry for, getting a record deal? Do you think he's setting a trend, and that we will be seeing more tone-deaf and awful singers in the music industry in the years to come? Is the music industry doomed?

I really dont know Mr. Hung other than superficially. But I do worry that his name gives him A LOT to live up to ( much like the band in question 1). I think he will go the way of the pet rock but with less fanfare. But I have news for you, there are already a WHOLE lot of tone-deaf singers out there fronting for bands (Boy ones and others) whose performances are completely manufactured and tweaked in the recording studios. As long as people support true musicianship over cute looks the industry will be fine.

July 2, 2004

1. I have a friend who was forced to carry a [very uncool] Donnie and Marie lunchbox to school once because her dad waited too long to buy her a good one with popular characters...she has nightmares to this day. What character or TV show lunchbox would have traumatized you if you had been forced to carry it to school, amid the scorn and derision of your classmates?

FAMILY AFFAIR. Mr. French would have gotten my butt kicked for sure if Buffy didnt manage that already.

2. My question is about sports, who do you think will go to the 2004 World Series this year from Chicago: White Soxs or Cubs?

Cubs.

3. How many plays have you written and do you plan on arranging a production of them any time soon? What is it about writing that you enjoy the most?

Ive written 2 full-length plays. Neither produced. Maybe I suck. I dunno. Writing a play (or screenplay as I currently am) are tremendous creative releases. Plus, being an actor can make one feel pretty powerless and writing is the ultimate form of power. Youve created something, a world, that no one can take away from you.

4. I have just recently seen episode 314 and was amazed at the chemistry that you and Dean Armstrong shared in the rehab scenes. Does working with someone like Dean who is not a member of the "regular cast" make it easier or harder to create that chemistry?

Boy, it really all depends on the other actor. Sometimes you just dont connect no matter what. Sometimes you meet someone new who brings something so interesting or dynamic to the table that it forces you to elevate your game. The cool thing about having Dean come back into the show is that the 2 seasons away from each other as actors made it easier to have an awkward re-connection between the two characters. So much had happened to Ted since he had last seen Blake and I think all that was instantly there by having Dean return after such a long absence. 

5. How do you feel about mullets?

Frightened by them, yet strangely turned on.

6. Do you consider yourself a feminist?

Yes, as long as it doesnt interfere with men ruling the universe.

7. You're a self-professed history geek. Have you ever been to the most historical state in the USA - Virginia? If so, what did you think both as a tourist and a history lover? [Annie's note: Amazingly enough, I didn't come up with that question. But yay Virginia! ;)]

I spent a childhood vacation in Williamsburg and started a life-long obsession with Peanut Soup there. Being a New England boy I am all about that Revolutionary War vibe and Virginia is chock-full of that. Plus Virginia is for Heart-ers and so am I!

8. How do you think Ted feels towards Justin since they rarely get any dialogue together?

I think Ted is totally hot for Justin and wishes he had a whole lot of money to be his Sugar-Daddy.

9. What do you think of Ted and Brian working together?

I think its a great idea. They are the most unlikely of team-mates and it will make for some fun comic moments  I hope. Plus I have such a fun time working with Gale.

10. If you had to choose, would you rather always live in extremely hot temperatures or extremely cold?

Ummm  I moved from Chicago to L.A. You do the temperature conversion.

11. What TV show from the past, would you call your guilty pleasure?

Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. I watched it all through high school and found it better than meditation for relieving stress. Also, the original DeGrassi High. I was obsessed with it just after college. Ironically my nieces are now fans of the NEW DeGrassi and so we compare notes.

12. Watching those party/blooper reels on the DVDs is just laugh out loud funny. What's your trick to regaining your composure to get through the scene?

I think of George Bush being my President and all of a sudden NOTHING seems funny anymore.

13. What's your favorite retro candy? (ie. razzles, pixie stixs, dots, etc.)

Bit o Honey!

14. Why do you think cat anuses look like that?

Because every cat has been pulled off a star in Heaven. Their anuses were the last thing connected to the star and so they carry the imprint of their former home.

15. Do you believe in: The Loch Ness Monster? Champ in Lake Champlain? Sasquatch? The Moth Man? La Chupacabra? UFO's? Ever been to a Pyramid? Ever seen a ghost? Ever had an out of body experience? Ever had a dream that came true? Who do you think you might have been in a past life? Have you ever read Chariot of the Gods? I recently got to hold one of the Crystal Skulls - have you ever seen one? Ever been in a Sweat Lodge? Ever done the Spiral Dance or been in a Circle?

Yes. Dont know him. Yes. No. No. Yes. Ive been ON Pyramid. Not seen but experienced. No. Kinda. A monkey. No. Not that I know of. I did a play that had a sweat lodge in it. No. Ive stood in a circle playing with the big silk parachute in gym class in elementary school what the hell kind of exercise was THAT? No wonder I dont know how to dribble a basketball or throw a baseball properly. Sheesh..

June 4, 2004

1. You mentioned in a previous Q&A that you like to ad lib with characters you are familiar with, and that you are a "chronic mutterer." Any favorite examples of this in QAF? Given the treasure trove of non-verbal tidbits that Ted comprises and (among other things) make him such a pleasure to watch, I'll bet there are some verbal ones as well.

To be honest Im sure there are tons, but none that I can think of off hand. We generally have to stick word-for-word with the script. They are VERY strict about that. If theres any improvising to be done it will happen at the very end of a scene as a button. So if youre looking for any extemporaneous dialogue, look for it at the very end of scenes. Especially in comic scenes I just cant seem to help myself from continuing to talk until the director yells: Cut! But its up to the director and producers to decide whether to keep any of these moments or not as they are not in the script. SO, if you have any specific questions of the was that scripted or ad-libbed variety I might be able to help you out but I just cant remember (after 4 seasons) which ad-libs made it and which didnt.

2. Since you are obviously not from Toronto, who is responsible for getting you to and from the set? Also, is the network responsible for finding places for the actors to live, or do you guys have to find your own housing and drive yourselves around town?

We have an amazing staff of drivers who shuttle us from home to set in very comfortable Ford Windstars. You can see all their names in the end credits. Some of the regulars Ive ridden with over the years include Cheryl Darby, Al Izumi, Dave Stetson, Jerome McCann, Roberto Andurray, Jeff Steinberg, John Panchyshyn, Steve Merlin and many others. Theyre just the greatest group of crack addicts youd ever want to meet. We are driven to any work-related event. On our own, its the streetcar, subway (go, TTC!) and cabs. As far as housing, we were responsible for finding our own apartments and paying rent on them after our initial relocation fee had been used up during the first season.

3. You've mentionned a few times that QAF's new Hair Guru is Clara DiNunzio. In your June 2003 Q&A, you mentionned you went to a nutritionist named Claire DiNunzio. Out of curiosity, is there any relation between the two of them, or was that a complete coincidence?

Ooops. I must have still been on meth or thinking about getting a haircut back then. Claire DIntino was the name of my nutritionist and Clara DiNunzio is our hair guru.

4. Do you think that Ken and Barbie breaking up was just a pitiful attempt by Mattel at boosting sales for a toy doll that's having trouble competing with more "hip" alternatives, or because Ken was having an affair with Skipper?

I blame the Olsen Twins. I dont know why. I just do.

5. How much fan mail do you receive daily and do you respond to it yourself?

Mail tends to come to me in batches as it has to be forwarded to me from either my agent or Showtime or the QAF production offices. They seem to horde it until it becomes cost-efficient for them to send it off to me in a big ol envelope. Once I get them and can find the time, I sit down and answer each of them personally. I have to admit I have started NOT responding to people who pretend to be fans and actually just want photos for some collection or eBay. Theyre easy to spot. Theyre the ones that say things like: I have enjoyed your work for years. Especially THE DEBTORS and OPUS 27. These are films that have never been distributed and very few people in the world have seen them. Sneaky.

6. You mentioned that you enjoy a good non-fiction novel once in a while. What are some of your favorites?

Of recent years, SEABISCUIT and FAST FOOD NATION were tops. DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY is not the best written piece but the story is fascinating.

7. I was surprised in your last Q&A that you love "The Office." (I don't know about you, but Free Love Freeway never fails to crack me up.) Anyway, I was wondering how you feel about NBC making an American version of that show. Do you think that "The Office" will be able to survive the translation as successfully as "All in the Family" or...I don't know, "Queer as Folk?" Or is it doomed to go down as a flaming hackneyed ball of shame like "Coupling?"

I wish it well but Im not 100% sure that the uncomfortable humor of the Brits translates well in the states. Plus, the greatest reason for the success of THE OFFICE is Ricky Gervais. Hes an absolute genius, in my opinion. Without him in the middle of things I just have doubts that the US version can be as successful. I understand that NBC has picked it up as a mid-season replacement so I guess well get to see.

8. I find it interesting that your character Ted clearly has the most sophisticated wit and had the most cerebral job, (obviously the accounting one) yet has fallen the most dramatically in the past season. The one that you would least expect. How did you prepare yourself for this total about face in character portrayal? Do you even feel like "Ted" during this storyline?

The decline was a long-time coming in some ways so it wasnt a complete about-face. There were definitely times that didnt feel like the Ted I had come to know but that was kind of the point. Addiction brings out things in people that even they didnt know were there. I just trusted the writers and directors (as well as my Meth Advisor") to keep me on the right path and went down it. Unfortunately (especially in the Gay community) it usually is the on you would least expect who becomes addicted to Crystal. Thats why it was the right choice to put Ted through all this instead of, say, Brian.

9. Who do you think has been stealing my candied yams lately? A.) The mailman; B.) The milkman; C.) The Wicked Witch of the East, before she got smashed by a house; or D.) George W. Bush, aka "Shrub."

I blame the Olsen Twins. I dont know why. I just do.

10. I'm from Quebec and I'm very curious about how Quebec's cause is perceived outside of Canada. Now, since you are from the United-States, and that you've been living in Canada for a while, and that you seem well informed regarding politics in general, would you mind sharing your views on Quebec's cause?

Ummmm, which one is Quebec? Thats the French one right? Listen, I cant pretend to know all the intricacies of the Separatist cause (that IS what were talking about here, non?) and the depth of feeling up in Quebec. From an outside perspective it seem like Quebec should be able to maintain its individuality to a sufficient degree while remaining a part of Canada. I mean, merde, the labels are in French and English all over the country, so it seems to me like theyre trying to make the Quebecois feel welcome. Coming from a country that went through a civil war I guess Im all for states (or provinces) working things out and staying together. United we stand, divided we fall, non?

11. Would enjoy seeing you discuss your representation-- agent, publicist, etc. Did they come to you or did you go to them? How early in your career? Was an agent responsible for your seeing the QAF script? If so, how did that come about, and how did he/she feel about your auditioning for the part of "Ted"?

My theatrical agent in LA found me while doing Present Laughter at the Pasadena Playhouse in the summer of1998 (I had moved out there in February of that year and had already started work within a month with a commercial agent and was having great success). The Casting Director of that play decided to become a manager in Dec. of 1999 and took me on as her first and (at the time) only client. The script for QAF came to my agency and they sent it to me along with an appointment for an audition just like many other projects. There was never any discussion about doing it or not doing it. In fact, the only objection ever raised was by the Business Office of my agency because the initial contract was  well  lets just say well below the going rate for an actor in a lead role of an hour-long series. Showtime has since improved on all that.

12. Scott, I've lived in Connecticut my whole life and even though it can be incredibly boring, it's kind of cool to learn that someone I admire grew up here. What did you think of CT when you lived here? I heard the pizza in California is lousy compared to here. Is that true?

I loved CT and am always happy to return for a visit. The great sense of our countrys history that seems to ooze out of every stone there was a constant thrill for a history nerd like me. While New Haven isnt the prettiest city on earth (except the immediate Yale area which I love) there was a lot of great culture and cuisine to be had. No pizza in THE WORLD compares with Pepes Pizza. Especially the White Clam!

13. If you had to cast the principle roles on QAF with only Looney Toons characters, which "Toon" would play each QAF role?

Brian: Pep Le Pew. Michael: Sniffles Mouse. Justin: Henery Hawk. Ted: Elmer Fudd. Emmett: Bugs Bunny. Melanie: Tasmanian Devil. Lindsay: Miss Prissy Hen. Ben: Foghorn Leghorn. Debbie: Yosemite Sam

14. Do you agree that Cracklin' Oat Bran should come with a warning label? Bringing me to my next question......favorite cereal?

I dont really eat cereal anymore, but I used to love Boo Berry!

15. I am currently studying acting and I'm finding that after doing the same plays, scenes and characters over and over again I get really burnt out and I have trouble keeping things fresh for myself. Since you have such an extensive theatre backgroud and have actually had to do professional runs of shows could you give me some suggestions or excercises so the material, and my characters, don't become monotonous or stale?

Its always going to get monotonous and its always going to be a challenge to keep things fresh. That never goes away. I am as guilty as anyone of goofing around in long runs of shows when I got bored. Its tough to tell the same story (or journey) 8 times a week but thats your job as an actor. So you need to find a way to erase your memory that youve done this a billion times, remind yourself of your goals and obstacles and relate honestly to whomever youre communicating with. If you get to a point where things just arent working for you anymore, just go back to the script and remind yourself of all your basic motivations and reasons for your characters actions. Sometimes just the simple process of re-reading the script after youve been away from the page for a while will help rejuvenate you and maybe clue you in to some new discovery. Your process on stage, as in life, is to always grow and evolve

May 1, 2004

1. If you could be any fruit, what would you do to ensure that the presidential election fiasco of 2000 is never repeated again?

A gigantic prune that everyone would have to eat so that the country would finally have the enema it so desperately needs.

I am an amazingly nosy person. Because of that fact, I was wondering if you guys ever celebrate holidays together since you're all out in Toronto. Any fun stories you could tell us about a particular Halloween, Thanksgiving, or any other holiday that was especially fun or memorable for you?

When we have the occasion to be together for holidays we have celebrated them. I threw a Thanksgiving dinner during our first season that went very well  until the Pyrex casserole that I was making my magical sweet-potato dish in exploded when I took it out of the oven. I tried to salvage some of it but Peter made me throw it all out explaining: Honey, thats broken glass in there. Hmmmph. I REALLY wanted those sweet potatoes. Broken glass.

3. Do you REALLY believe that Diet Pepsi has just one calorie?

Which one is Pepsi?

4. I have this daydream that gets alot of re-runs in my head. I'm offered a film and the character is one that I would kill to play. Totally different to anything I have ever done or would normally be considered for. The perfect role. It's the character breakdown and script that challenges, excites and scares the pants off me.I wondered whether you have ever had the same daydream and if so - What is this character like?

His name is Ted Schmidt."

5. For a lot of QaF fans, the show is almost an obsession (to use a slightly scary word). Has there ever been anything (TV show, movie, band, etc.) with which you've been obsessed?

Yup. They change all the time. The 2nd Season of THE OFFICE just got released and you KNOW I raced out the morning it did and bought it, raced back home and checked out all the extras. Ill be having a marathon of the whole season for my friends who don’t have cable VERY soon.

6. One of my favorite books from childhood is "Where the Wild Things Are". We even deconstructed the work in a college lit course, lol. Is there a children's book that you particularly enjoyed?

Harold and the Purple Crayon and Barnaby. I thought Crockett Johnsons little boys looked like me so I related to them and their sense of imagination.

7. Reality Shows. What do you think about 'em: good, bad, apathetic?

Generally cruel and abhorrent  although I did get hooked on Joe Shmoe. The Swan almost made me vomit it was so disgusting to me.

8. What do you think of Queer Eye For The Straight guy? Because with the two shows combined, we're seeing 13 VERY different gay individuals (Fab 5 and the QAF characters). And so do you think that it's a step closer to ending stereotypes?

As Ive always said, anything that helps eliminate ignorance and phobias in the straight community is great and America sure seems to have embraced the Fab Five.

9. Are you afraid of any insects? Spiders? Snakes? How about thunderstorms?

Heights.

10. Are you ticklish? Where?

Im not telling YOU! No! You cant make me. Quit it! Hee hee. QUIT  Ha hahaha ahahahahahaha!

11. I am in my final semester at an acting conservatory, and facing a dilemma about what to do next. Two main options are continuing to grad school for my MFA, or jumping off the cliff into auditionland in the big scary Equity world (with somewhat premature Equity card in hand). As a successful theatre actor, do you have advice on this?

I would say go out and get some experience. It will give you some clarity about why and if you need to go to Grad School. I consider my 10+ years in Chicago my Grad School. From what I understand many schools prefer actors who have some real world experience.

12. I recently read an article about new marketing strategies from Robert Greenblatt for QAF and The L Word. I think it's a smart move to try to appeal to a wider audience, but not at the expense of challenging them. Now that you're through filming Season 4, do you think QAF has lost any of its edge in pursuing "more mature" themes?

I think the show has matured as the characters have. Im never really sure what edge means but I don’t think QAF will ever shy away from being controversial and timely.

13. I keep having dreams that a giant frozen turkey covered in a paper hospital gown is chasing me while it sings "Wake Up, Little Susie." Do you ever have these kind of dreams, and do you think this is a sign that I should buy a new car?

No, its normal for a kid your age to have those kind of dreams. Just wash your sheets before your mom wakes up and no one will ever know.

14. You talk an awful lot about baby Gus, and he and Ted look eerily alike. Is there something we should know?

Ummmm  what can I say? Even lesbians cant resist the Schmidt charm.

15. I get the feeling that you would be an awesome director. Do you have any aspirations or plans to direct any of the QAF episodes next season?

No. There’s math involved in TV directing.

March 4, 2004

1. Will you be actively participating in a candidate's campaign? Or would you like to share some of your thoughts about the Presidential primaries and general election?

Whomever the Democratic nominee will be (looks like Kerry as of March 2nd) will get my support. I am quite committed to doing whatever I can to remove the current squatters in the White House. It's been an interesting primary season so far and I have to admit that Gov. Dean's self-destruction didn't really surprise me. The "flaws" that exist in him as a viable presidential candidate made themselves clear to me when I went to help out in a fund-raiser in NYC back in December. I sensed a certain lack of diplomacy in him that troubled me. I liked alot of what he had to say and that's what drew me into wanting to help his campaign. However, righteous anger can be a powerful tool, but you have to learn how to work with people when you're running a government and I had doubts the good doctor would be able to do that without alienating the very people whose support he needed. That is why I decided to wait and see which of the remaining candidates could survive a primary campaign the strongest.

2. Have you seen any films in the theatre recently that you found interesting and would like to recommend?

I loved CITY OF GOD. A very disturbing but brilliant film from Brazil.

3. Everyone else has given their accounts of the ScoLo Con; let's hear your thoughts!

Well I only attended one event so I can't give an account of the whole convention. It was a pleasure putting faces with avatars of a gaggle of wonderful ScoLo-ers and I enjoyed getting to hear their stories. While it's true some got a little tipsy and a little frisky ;o) it was flattering to receive so much attention from such a terrific group of folks. It was touching for me to see that the friendships that had been formed online at "Annie's Little House o' Scott" had really cemented over the course of that weekend.

4. I'm sure Ted will always love Michael as a friend, but - post-Ted/Emmett hookup - what is the status of Ted's "crush" on Michael? Has Ted outgrown that - will he ever?

I think "Michael" will always hold a special place in "Ted's" heart, but given the fact that "Michael" is so happy with "Ben" (and that "Ted" approves of this relationship) I think the crush has abated or been put away. Now, if things don't work out with "Ben" ...

5. Thank you for your beautiful work, Scott. My question regards post-production for QAF. Because episodes are taped so far in advance of their airdates, are you ever required to do "pick-ups" or "re-shoots" when necessary, as is often done in film? If so, is there a memorable QAF example for you?

One re-shoot we had to do that I will always remember occurred during the first season. It was for episode 15 of that year, or as I like to think of it: The Dungeon Episode. Seems that the producers felt like they didn't have a clear shot of "Ted's" reaction while he was getting flogged all nekked-like on the St. Andrew's Cross. So a few episodes later in a a very random (and open) part of our Dufferin Gate studio, the old cross was hauled out of storage and I had to strip down (only to the waist this time) and be flogged yet again. Bobby Johnston, the actor who played "Dale" was long gone by this point in time so a lottery was held among the crew to see who would get to wield the cat-o'-nine-tails and much fun was had by all.

6. If the apocalypse ever gets around to coming, what do you think would be the most exciting (and eco-friendly) way to die? A.) An asteroid covered with pink and green penguins singing "The Star Spangled Banner" strikes the earth. B.) A new ice age brings about a fatal drop in global temperatures AND the instantaneous failure of all coffee makers worldwide. C.) A violent mob of clowns circles the globe like locusts, destroying everything in their path while juggling week-old pastries and wearing tiny little hats.

A or D.) PLEASE GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP!! Seriously.

7. What is your favorite Shakespeare play?

Probably TWELFTH NIGHT.

8. Can you give your opinion on spoilers? With the rampant violation of intellectual property that goes on regarding unaired episodes (i.e., screener tapes on sale on E-bay, word for word dialogue of entire episodes posted weeks and even months in advance of the airdates, etc.), many people have placed the blame on Cowlip for not taking better care of their property. It seems like people who live by spoilers will come up with any excuse to justify their validity, but I'd like to know what your opinion is as an actor whose work is consistently "spoiled" in various locations online. Do you feel it diminishes the work you do as an actor, and do you think that spoilers (and subsequent discussion of them) are unethical?

While I understand the urge to want to know what happens next in any story I just don't know why you would want to ruin it for yourselves or be so cruel as to ruin it for others. With great patience comes great rewards, I often find. As far as justifying their existence by blaming the producers for not protecting their material, how idiotic. Have you ever run a television show (especially from two countries)? Faxes and emails get sent, copies of scripts and tapes have to go to so many people (auditioning actors, network executives, crew members, members of the press for reviews etc.) There is no way to completely stop someone who REALLY NEEDS to get some insider info. from getting it. Dishonest people are everywhere, alas.

9. My favorite thing in QAF has always been the friendship element. In my opinion some of the best scenes are the ones with Emmett, Ted, Brian, and Michael hanging out (gym, bars, even road trips!). Do you have any favorite scenes involving you guys together and if you do, any interesting tidbits about it you could tell us?

I still love the road trip that M, B, E & T took during season 1 to find "Justin" in NYC. We had such fun shooting it, eating chips and drinking orange soda and singing dopey songs all night. It felt like a real road trip to us. Always a happy memory.

10. In your November 2003 Q&A you said you enjoyed reading John Irving. He is one of my all time favorite authors because of his amazing characters. I was wondering who your favorite character is and why?

Owen Meany. He is the most indomitable spirit in fiction.

11. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one ability or quality, what would it be?

I would really love to be a great sax player. Or an amazing singer/songwriter.

12. Do you know all of the Canadian provinces and territories, along with their capitals? If not, do you think that Americans in general are too centered on themselves and should make an effort to learn about things beyond their own borders? And if you do know the provinces, etc., do you think it's true that dog really IS man's best friend?

Most Americans couldn't name all 50 states and their capitols let alone areas outside of our country ... unless you've got some oil we want. I know Ottawa is the nation's capitol and as far as provinces go I know Ontario (Toronto), Quebec (Quebec City), Alberta (Edmonton) and British Columbia (Victoria), Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Saskatchewan, P.E.I ... and that's about it. I know there's more but those are the big ones I hear when I listen to CBC in the shower ... and I have a cat ... but I plan on getting a dog as soon as I own a yard and live in one place for more than just six months out of the year, so I'll have to wait to respond to your last query.

February 6, 2004

1. Who is the tallest Queer As Folk cast member?

Baby Gus. That's JUST how good an actor he is.

2. Are you at all related to Christopher Lowell of "The Christopher Lowell Show"?

Only when I cry.

3. I've been part of the internet fandom for almost a year now, and have noticed some bizarre, creepy behaviour on some forums, yahoo groups, websites etc. Are there any internet fan behaviours that you or other cast members particularly dislike?

Hmmmm ... oh, let's see ... the picking apart of EVERY physical flaw or attribute that we may be (or may not have been previously) self-conscious of. Yeah. That sucks hard. I wonder if those that are SO bold as they hide behind their little computers could withstand the same scrutiny.

4. Do you ever get the chance to watch any television, and if so which TV shows do you enjoy?

I rarely have time to but I will say this: "The Office" is the BEST show on television bar none.

5. Do you listen to opera, or is that just Ted thing? Do you have a favorite opera?

I don't really listen to opera in real life. I enjoy it when I do, but it doesn't occupy really any space on my iPod currently.

6. Do you get recognized a lot, and how do you feel about your celebrity status?

I'd say on average that I get recognized at least once a day in most places I go. Usually it's fine and the best part of "celebrity" is using it to help worthwhile causes ... like ANYTHING or ANYONE who can remove Bush from the White House before he blows up the world!

7. Do you know if the QAF PTB have ever considered releasing an "outtake" DVD set (or somesuch), separate from the few outtakes included with the season DVDs?

Not that I am aware of. We really don't screw up that much anyway ... snicker, snicker...

8. Your plane crashes one day, and your hopelessly broken body washes up on an island populated with cartoon characters, never to return to the world of people. You must pick one character to attend to your injuries and feed the useless lump of human flesh you've now become, one character to keep you intellectually stimulated, since your brain is the only thing you have going for you at this point, and one character to sing "99 Bottles of Beer" to you every day at sunrise, 3pm (Greenwich Mean Time), and sunset. Which cartoon characters do you choose and why?

I'd want Blondie to tend to my lump and feed me. There was a REASON Dagwood never wanted to get out of bed. That man was SATISFIED in all ways. Mr. Peabody for intellectual stimulation, I mean what DOESN'T that li'l fella know? Without a doubt Jessica Rabbit would be my chanteuse of choice. No explanation necessary.

9. Would you agree that Descartes was totally the hottest mathematician?

What? Are you high? Leonhard Euler was MUCH hotter. I mean, the first name says it all.

10. What are you going to miss the most when the show ends? The least?

The extraordinary bond between our cast and crew. I'll miss "the family" most. I'll miss least walking from my trailer into the studio at 7:30 AM in only a robe to shoot a nude scene in the dead of winter when it's -20 F outside (with the windchill).

11. Is the Cast contractually prohibited to work on other projects while working on QAF during the actual shooting period, Sept - March? I know with the grueling schedule it may be hard but, If need be, can it be done?

No. Although it is damn near impossible given the intensity of the shooting schedule. Peter was able to sneak in 6 days of shooting this past Fall on a film called "Child Star" (written and directed by the great Don McKellar) because it was being produced at Dufferin Gate and schedules coincided.

12. Two Harry Potter related questions for you, if you don't mind! What would you see in the Mirror of Erised? Which house do you think you'll be sorted into at Hogwarts, and why?

I think I would see myself surrounded by a happy family of my own. I would definitely be sorted into Gryffindor. It IS the house of lovable losers after all.

13. I've heard that every TV set has the resident practical joker. Who is that person on the QAF set and what are some of the pranks he/she has played on you?

Who told you that? They must've been playing a joke on you. The whole "resident practical joker" thing is an urban legend that's been around since the days of "My Three Sons" when Fred MacMurray "SUPPOSEDLY" cut William "Uncle Charlie" Demarest's suspenders and his pants fell down and he wasn't wearing any underwear and his ... well ... there wasn't a whole lot there and they started calling him "AUNT Charlie." It just isn't true.

14. What's the one part of your appearance that you are particularly vain about?

The back of my knees. They are REALLY sexy so I tend to moisturize them at least 4 times a day..

November 1, 2003

1. I was wondering if the cast even bothers to go to the Showtime board anymore and if they do what do they think about it?

Well I cant really speak for the whole cast because its not something we discuss on a regular basis. Occasionally someone will say they read something on the site. I personally do not visit much and since the last time I gave my opinion about the atmosphere on the site got me in a peck o trouble that I just dont need (or deserve) Ill just keep my further opinions to myself.

2. What is the most meaningful thing you will take away with you from your experience on Queer as Folk?

That I have been part of something groundbreaking that members of a discriminated minority (hopefully soon Ill be able to say formerly discriminated) thank me for doing because it allows them to feel more fully represented in our society  and entertained.

3. Scott, Who's the better kisser (i.e., softer lips)? Peter Paige or Dean Armstrong? Or Chalupa?

Man, are you guys out to get me in trouble yet again? First the Showtime board question and now this. Do you realize that all these whos your favorite questions involve friends and people that I have to work with and that to pick one over the other is going to hurt someones feelings and make my relationship with them uncomfortable? Would you put in print that you love one of your children or parents or siblings or pets more than the other so that they could read it and know? Plus, our show has already suffered through the silly kissing another man is like kissing a dog scandal NOW you want to get me to say that kissing a CAT is better than kissing another man?!? Cant you focus your trouble-making ways on a more worthwhile target than me? Theres a big fibber/scary guy in the White House? Why dont you submit these kind of questions to the monthly Q&A on HIS website?!? Sheesh. Besides, Ive never kissed my cat on the lips before so I can hardly compare and  hold on a second  now where is she?  hey, there  ummm  Chalupas the best. Gotta go now.

4. If you own a car, what kind of car is it? What is your ideal car? What kind would you NEVER own?

I actually just bought my first new car ever. My 1988 Honda Accord with 165,000 miles on it finally had to be retired (and not because Peter Paige refused to be seen riding in it). I bought a 2003 Honda Civic Hybrid (part gas part electric) and I love her! She gets incredible gas mileage (48 mpg on a recent drive down to San Diego for example) and puts out very little in the way of emissions. I highly recommend EVERYONE look into hybrid cars for their next purchase. Cars have never really been something I care too much about and I would rather spend my money on other things  but I would love it if one of those sexy little BMWs or Audis or Porsches came in a Hybrid. Rowwwr. I would never own a Hummer. I cant stand them and instantly judge whoever drives them to be selfish morons. Sorry.

5. The character of Ted has evolved during the past 3 seasons from the nerdy friend to the successful porn web site businessman to the despair of defeat, humiliation, and drug addiction. I thought that the Ted character flourished as the successful porn site businessman. What was your favorite Ted personality and why?

Well they all offered different acting challenges that I relished so (yet again) its hard to pick a favorite. But since the way I first got to know Ted was as the love-sick, self-deprecating, nerdy friend hell always be what I come back to when I think about the character.

6. When I was acting one of the most tossed around mantras was "You're only as good as your scene partner". After seeing your work in commercials and QAF I can see that you're brilliant in anything you do, but my question is do you believe in this saying at all, more specifically do you feel you have more of a rapport with certain actors? I'm not asking for favorites :), but I know when I would perform with certain other actors we could develop a connection that the audience could easily see. Do your regular screen partners (Peter, Dean, Hal) bring that out in you?

Ah, what a caring questioner you are. Certainly different scene partners bring out different qualities in my performances that I think are easy to see. No different than having chemistry (or not) with someone youre dating the chemistry between two actors is vital. You can put two wonderful actors together and inexplicably they just dont click. I absolutely thrive off of the connections I get from other actors and am without a doubt made better by it. Its the cornerstone of the training my mentor Morris Carnovsky instilled in me. You can certainly work to overcome a weak scene partner and find a way to make his/her weakness a strength for you, but obviously if youre having to extend your energies and focus towards doing that its going to cost you in other aspects of your performance. But when it clicks its easy and magical. A couple of examples: the end of Season one Blake story-line was never originally conceived, but after Ron and Dan (and even Russell Davies) saw the chemistry between Dean and me they decided they wanted to see more of it. Similarly with the Season three Ted and Emmett romance. Originally Ron and Dan only saw it going three or four episodes at most, but they liked so much of what they saw between Peter and I it changed their minds and concept of the relationship. I have been so fortunate to have such extraordinary actors to work with in QAF.

7. I was wondering if you could take us through your typical day of work during QAF filming? How early do you usually have to come in, do they feed you yummy lunches, what do you do between your scenes, how long do your days typically last, etc.

Well, for me theres never a typical workday. Start time changes daily depending on what time we finished up the night before. Generally we try and start by 7 am on Mondays. If we have a full day of daytime exteriors on location we may start earlier to maximize the amount of hours of sunshine (or gray shine). Lunch follows 6 hours later (whatever time we start). Some lunches are yummier than others but there usually is a variety of things to eat to satisfy a cast that has to watch its figure (sigh) and a hungry-hungry crew that needs to fuel up for the hard days work they go through. Usually things are scheduled in a way that you come in and do your scenes one after another. It can take between three hours (a simple 2 person scene in Teds condo) and 6+ hours (Babylon or Woodys) to shoot a scene. Every time the camera has to move the lighting needs to go through a major change and during those times Ill either just hang out on set and visit with folks or go read back in my trailer or (if its a difficult scene) hide and listen to appropriate mood music until set is ready. The tough part is maintaining your energy through all those long waits.

Weve gotten much better with our hours. First and Second Season we averaged 16 hour day I would say (with plenty of 18 hour days in there). Last year we got down to 14 and I think this season is starting off below that as well.

8. I was wondering if you enjoy traveling, and, if so, what have been some of your favorite destinations?

I do enjoy it but have not been very good at it. Kind of like with restaurants (and certain dishes there) I tend to be adventurous, find a place I like and go there over and over. Ill be going back to Kauai for the third Holiday season in a row this year. I guess I dont consider trips I make where I have friends to be traveling but I love visiting with my friends in NYC and if I were working there would love to stay for more than just a visit. Same goes for Boston, San Francisco and Washington. Australia and Italy remain at the top of my foreign countries visit list.

9. What do you love most about acting?

The collaborative process of creation.

10. You mentioned in a past Q&A that you enjoy the Harry Potter series. Do you enjoy reading other Sci-Fi and Fantasy novels, (including the Lord of the Rings trilogy, of course)? And what genre of literature do you like best?

Im not really drawn to Sci-Fi I have to admit. I read The Hobbit when I was in sixth grade but never made it through the Lord of The Rings trilogy. I really love good fiction and authors (e.g. something by Philip Roth or John Irving) and historical stories (e.g. Seabiscuit). Right now I am thoroughly enjoying Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides. Thought-provoking non-fiction (e.g. Fast Food Nation) can also really draw me in

October 3, 2003

1. What is the most amazing thing that has happened to you since you began your work on QAF?

Boy theres been a bunch of them. One happened when I went to see the musical HAIRSPRAY in New York this past spring with my childhood best friend Dave Isay. After the show, as we were looking around for the best way to exit the theater, I saw two handsome African American gentleman a few rows down from us waving at me and pointing. I waved back. The larger of the two (he looked kind of familiar) approached me. He told me in exuberant tones how much he loved QAF and particularly my work on it. My names Luther, he said as he shook my hand vigorously. Oh, hi, Luther, Im Scott, I said as calmly as I could as I screamed in my head: its Luther VANDROSS!! I told Luther how his CD The Night I Fell in Love had been my big get the girl in my dorm room and make out with her CD back in college and how I especially loved the song Til My Baby Comes Home. He smiled and said as if lost in a memory: Oh, yeah, and then started singing the song. AAAAAAAA!!! If I was wearing panties at the time I would have thrown them at him. THAT was pretty amazing.

2. I love the show, and you are an incredible and absorbing actor, but my question is this: can you hook me up with Eddie Jemison? Or at least tell him that one of your fans loves him?

You have such good taste that I hate to disappoint you, but Eddie has just gotten engaged to a lovely gal he met in Chicago named Laura so I cant arrange a hook up. I showed him your question however and he got all red and stutteringly said: Oh, my God. How cool. Hes currently shooting the film version of the comic book The Punisher playing John Travoltas henchman Nicky and will be heading to Europe next Spring to shoot Oceans 12. He and I are currently writing a screenplay together tentatively titled Weeping Willow.

3. Do you ever have trouble enjoying theater because you subconsciously analyze/critique what is going on in front of you - from the actor's perspective? I play horn professionally and sometimes have trouble feeling completely relaxed while listening to music-as crazy as that sounds- because I am often putting the piece through analysis, unintentionally. I often wish I could listen to a Tchaikovsky Symphony with virgin ears. Do you ever find it hard to be objective while sitting in a theater audience?

Well, it certainly raises the bar for a film or play to be able to completely transport me. Certainly I can be very critic al of things while Im watching them if, as an actor, I just dont buy it. But knowing how difficult it is also makes me hold those projects that succeed in greater awe. But I always go in WANTING to enjoy what I see  unless its something that I auditioned for and wasnt cast in. Then I want nothing more than to hate it. Kidding, kidding  (kind of).

4. Hey Scott, I'm a big fan of QAF, and its directors. Do you have a favourite/least favourite director since you work with so many?

I love our wonderful directors as well and count it as one of the best parts of shooting the show in Toronto that we get to work with all these talented filmmakers. Its so hard to pick favorites (or favourites) as they all bring something unique to the table and, as I have to work with a great many of them still, it would not be politic of me to list a least favourite (or favorite). In my opinion, David Wellington is my favorite actors director; Bruce McDonald my favorite visual director; Kelly Makin, Kevin Inch, Alex Chapple, Jeremy Podeswa, Chris Grismer and Michael DeCarlo my favorite all around directors and, of course, Russell Mulcahy the most energetic and impactful director of the series.

5. How do you feel towards seeing yourself on television? Are you at all embarrassed at the prospect or are you an active fan? Are you your biggest critic?

Im really okay with seeing myself on television and am pretty proud of most of my work on QAF so far. Im actually pretty good at removing myself from watching me and can get involved in just watching the show most times IF it meets the criteria I mentioned back in question 3. If it doesnt then I can become very critical of myself but usually in a constructive way. Im always wanting to learn from my mistakes and improve.

6. Hi Scott - you'll be heading back to Toronto soon to prepare for Season 4.... how the heck do you decide what to bring with you? Do you just leave your Canadian home with a key for your neighbour to pick up your mail and water your plants, and return 6 months later - or do you have to start from scratch every year?

I keep a place up in Toronto and have a friend apartment-sit for me. Its right in the heart of downtown Toronto (and nicely furnished, I must admit) so its pretty easy to find someone willing to stay there. I leave ALL my winter gear up there so I only have to bring back up about three suitcases worth of stuff (including a lot of my computer stuff) and Chalupa. In fact we just made the trip and Im happy to report that Chalupa crawled out of her carrying case, looked around the Toronto pad and said: Oh, yeah. THIS place. I remember this, and instantly fell back into her usual annoying/cute routine of life. No scurrying close to the floor in a wobbly fashion like an alien thats just landed on a strange planet for her! No, Sir! My gal TOTALLY remembered. I am SO proud.

7. Can you name two to three adjectives that would describe each of your co-stars the best?

I was never no good at that linguistical stuff. If some of these aint zactly adjutives, I pologize.

Bobby: Beaming, encouraging, caffeinated

Gale: Brilliant, enigmatic, screwy

Hal: Gregarious, kindhearted, driven

Michelle: Spiritual, dichotomous, bold

Peter: Hilarious, focused, loving

Randy: Thoughtful, dark, principled

Sharon: Nurturing, hard-nosed, riotous

Thea: Sensitive, giggly, sensual

And to ALL add Talented and Brave!

8. You remind me of a cross between Kevin Spacey and a young Mike Nesmith. This is a compliment because I adore both men. Do you consider yourself a fan of either of them? Have you met either of them?

I think they are both tremendously talented men and thank you for the compliment of comparison. I havent had the chance to meet either of them but would love to either act with Mr. Spacey or play tambourine for Mr. Nesmith.

9. Do you ever watch old episodes again, and if so, what's your experience, as an actor, seeing your work again after such a long time?

Whats with the HAIR?!?!? is usually my response.

10. Scott, I noticed on several interviews that I have read, you mention how much you have enjoyed eating again after such a strict diet for the crystal storyline. Does this mean we will see you fill out again? You are a doll either way.

Well, thanks for calling me a doll. What little I know about Season 4 is that it picks up pretty soon after Season 3 ended so while I probably wont get down to the weight I was by the time Ted strolled into rehab Ill need to be kind of near. Then Ill just have to see where things go in his storyline.

11. Will the longer, curlier hair be sticking around for the fourth season? Please say yes!

I know it was always the secret plan of Clara DiNunzio, our Key Hair person on Season 3, to get my hair as long as it was at the end of the season. As for Season 4  lets just say Clara is a VERY persuasive lady  and Im sure a haircut will be the last thing on Teds mind.

12. Is season 4 being written as the possibly final season with all of the major storylines being wrapped up or are the writers hoping for the best and leaving the storylines more open-ended in case there is a fifth season and beyond? When will you find out if there will be a fifth season?

Not really sure to tell you the truth. Dan and Ron are as much in the dark as you and I are. From what I understand they are writing the season as a whole unit so that either way, theyre covered. As far as when well know about Season 5, the network doesnt have to let us know until next spring so it could be anytime between right now and then. Wait, theres the phone! Hello? No, thanks Im very happy with my long-distance carrier.

13. What was the craziest Halloween costume you ever wore? Will you be wearing a costume this year and if so, what will it be?

Charles Manson while I was at N.T.I. at the Eugene ONeill Theatre Center. I had a beard then and wore this long crazy wig, a ratty old coat and sat in a tree outside the window of the dining room where the party was going on just staring blankly and malevolently in at the people inside. I stayed out there for HOURS, never moving. It creeped them out BIG TIME! As far as this year, Im sure well be working on Halloween so I imagine I will dress up as a self-loathing homosexual former accountant turned porn king turned crystal meth addict turned ice cream truck driver  oooops. Did I let that spoiler slip out? Damn. Wheres that delete key?

14. Will there be any crossovers between QAF and The L Word?

Oh God I HOPE SO!!! Let it be me let it be me let it be me.

15. As a cooking/food lover, what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten that you ended up loving? What's the one thing you've eaten that you absolutely refuse to eat ever again, even if you're starving? What are your favorite types of ethnic (non-American generic) food?

Well the answer to most of your questions is: Sushi. I never had it until I moved to Chicago after college. I had always thought of it as the weirdest food in the world. I mean RAW FISH??? Ewwwww. Now it is my number one favorite food in the world and I could eat it 7 days a week (and have come close on occasion.) Ethiopian food also seemed like an oxymoron to me but I quite like it. As for the food I never want to eat again: check out the party at the neighbors scene in episode 6 of Season 3. Youll see me eating some cocktail weenie/Vienna Sausage kind of thing. I dont know if outtakes from that scene exist, but those things made me gag so horribly. Take after take that we did I had to eat one until even just the smell of them disgusted me. Thinking of that horrible taste, mixed with the cold, raw hot-doggy texture with crunchy bits in it (I am NOT joking) leaves me shuddering and nauseous. Blechhhhhhhh!

September 1, 2003

1. Are you excited about working with Dean Armstrong again? How do you feel about the role reversal between Ted and Blake?

I love working with Dean and am definitely looking forward to having him as a scene partner again for however long Blake remains in the show. I have always been a big supporter of bringing him back. I think Dan and Ron came up with an ingenious way to do that and the role reversal theyve created is a perfect example of their writing at its best.

2. Who is your Ultimate Sexy, i.e. the one celebrity that you find sexier than any other?

You know, my favorites change all the time and sexy to me is more than just a physical thing. I also dont think there is such thing as an ULTIMATE sexy. Past favorites (who can still grab me as soon as I see them again) have included Jennifer Connelly, Hilary Swank, Heather Graham, Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Winona Ryder, Rachel Weisz and Salma Hayek. Lately Ive been in a French state of mind and my fave is Audrey Tautou (another French actress I find really sexy is Romane Bohringer).

3. It seemed to me that Ted's friends didn't try very hard to stop him from getting addicted to drugs and ignored the situation until it directly affected them (like stealing Gus' college fund). They all seemed wrapped up in their own issues and even looked away from obvious signs of trouble, like Ted shoving Emmett. Was this a deliberate decision that will be addressed in season 4? Will Ted harbor some resentment for basically being abandoned and ignored when he needed help the most?

Ummm  I dunno. But boy Im getting all mad just reading that! Youre right. Those BASTARDS!!! Even if Ted doesnt harbor some resentments, I will!

4. I know the warm sunny weather is what you miss most about LA when you're in Toronto, but what do you miss most about Toronto when you're in LA?

Just walking around the city, my wonderful friends there and the food.

5. Which of the other QAF actors do you wish you had more scenes with?

Baby Gus.

6. Have you experienced a backlash in terms of finding hiatus work due to your job on QAF?

No, not that Im aware of. Its just a lot harder to find decent projects that far bigger names than I havent snatched up all the interesting roles in these days.

7. I know you have a cat, but do you generally consider yourself a cat person or a dog person?

Im an animal person in general. I hope to have a dog someday but not a big humongous one. I like my pets to be smaller than me. Its an ego thing.

8. What is your favorite word?

Who are you? James Lipton? If you start crying and asking me what do I want to hear God say to me when (and if) I enter Heaven then Ill have to start giggling at you. Anyway, you know I am loathe to pick absolute favorites of anything. Heres one of my top ones though: serendipity.

9. Where do you stand on the Harry Potter craze? Have you read the books? The new one? If so, who's your favorite character?

Ive read all the Harry Potter 1-4 and am awaiting the opportunity to finish my current book to get to it. Ive got a great fondness for Hagrid and Ron but my emerging favorite from the last couple books was Sirius Black!

August 1, 2003

1. Being in the business you are, I imagine every working day has its share of excitement or boredom, just like any job. But... have you ever had a job that was mind-numbingly dull and poorly waged? If so, do you now greet your days with gratitude for all the opportunities it presents, or are you like most of us and just take it for granted?

There are times that I take it for granted, but I try whenever possible to remind myself how VERY fortunate I am. At a low point in Chicago I worked for a food delivery company called Room Service. They delivered food from all the fancy-schmancy restaurants in the city. I hated the job. It was horribly demeaning and it taught me that often those who can afford the finer things in life (like having a lobster dinner delivered to their boat docked in the harbor) are often the least generous and appreciative. I had to drive around in my beat-up old car with no air-conditioning wearing a bad polyester tuxedo in the heat of summer, eating spaghetti I had made at home out of a Tupperware bowl and drinking Ensure for extra nutrition. A pretty picture, eh? Not too long after I quit that job, I took over a role in a long-running, silly but high-paying comic play in Chicago and was quite often feeling unfulfilled and cranky at doing it. I remember clearly walking out of the theatre one night, bitter and angry over the show. As I waited to cross the street I saw a beat-up old Datsun drive by with a Room Service sign on it. I returned the next night to the show with a renewed appreciation.

2. If you could make everyone read one book, which would it be?

Right now? Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser.

3. How did you like playing "Crystal Ted" as opposed to regular "Sweet but boring Ted"? You had some really intense scenes and the look was wicked sexy. Has the reaction of your fans changed since we've seen Ted's dark side?

Well, I was walking through a shopping center out here in LA last month and a group of four guys was walking towards me. As they passed one of the guys reached out and smacked me on the arm in a disciplinary way and then kept on going. THATS never happened before.

4. Would you ever run for political office?

No. I fear I would either have to compromise my principles far too much or just end up eternally frustrated.

5. Where do you stand on the Medical Marijuana issue?

Why does it have to just be medical? Actually I think its foolish that marijuana is illegal and alcohol is not only legal but the object of half the advertising out there. Alcohol seems far more dangerous a drug to me.

6. A few months ago I went to see some of you guys signing DVDs at a local bookstore and was surprised to see the amount of people there. Are you guys surprised at the amount of people who show up at these signing events?

Constantly. Quite frankly its gotten a little overwhelming for me, as I think Ive answered in a previous month's Q&A. But it is extraordinarily flattering to see the passion people have for the show, to turn out in such large numbers for these events. Reminds us that we are far more successful than the media would allow us to believe.

7. You said in your most recent Showtime chat that you get to see the episodes before they air...do you ever watch them and wish you had time to change things before the airdate?

Very rarely. Occasionally Ill be disappointed in the choice of takes that were used by the director or producers when I felt more strongly about how I felt performing another. But they usually have a good reason to choose what they do and the majority of the time they are right. Its the big difference between stage and film/TV acting. Once you finish shooting, its completely out of your hands as to whats going to end up on the screen and you just have to learn to let it go.

8. Will you share your banana bread recipe with us?

Sure. Go to your favorite local bakery. Order banana bread. Pay for it. Eat it. (Baking is NOT my strong suit).

9. QAF seems to use a lot of cool special effects with your character. My favorite was when Ted was taking a hit off of a pipe and they had a very harsh light on you and the background zoomed back. In the last episode there is a scene where Ted is walking down to the living room in the doctors house, (before Ted sees the video) are you actually wearing a camera at one point in that scene?

Yes, oh insightful one, I am. We have a contraption we call The doggy cam. Its a rather cumbersome harness and tripod that is attached to the actor on one end (by a series of tightly pulled Velcro-ed straps) and a small camera at the other end (thats directed at the actor). Our doggy cam was built by the wonderful Sean Jensen (our camera operator for Season 1 & 2) and was first used by Dean Armstrong in the episode where Blake first re-appears at Babylon in Season 1. Next up was Randy wearing it in Season 2 when he was drugged up at the sex party thrown by his boss from Babylon. Then me. Having the camera (which, although small, is quite heavy) directly attached to the actor gives that odd disorienting effect since it turns every way the actors body does. I think they used a similar camera quite a bit in Requiem For A Dream.

10. How did you "detox" (so to speak) from the difficult scenes you had to do during season three? Was there a certain piece of music or a special book that brought you out of the dark place you needed to be to film those scenes?

Mostly just by being with my friends in the cast and crew. They helped me get through it all. Also, the sheer relief I felt when we finished one of those scenes felt like a weight being lifted. But to be quite honest with you I wasnt ever completely successful at detox-ing from some of the scenes this season. They really took a toll on me and my mood (combined with the diet I was on). Anyone who was at the Toronto premiere Q&A was a witness to a much grouchier, less happy me for example.

11. Male rape is a taboo subject in society and I was shocked to see it so graphically portrayed on the QAF finale. How did you handle filming that, and then having to watch it on the video when Ted first sees it, and then again when the episode was complete?

That scene was perhaps the most gruesome thing Ive ever been involved with. We shot it with just a hand-held video camera and, as more than one crew member said, it felt like we were shooting a snuff film. Some crew members couldnt even be around for the filming because they were so disturbed by it. As for me, I was rather upset at the prospect of shooting that scene and because I know how deeply doing intense scene work affects me, I had requested a body double for some of the scene. My logic was that if Ted was unconscious and didnt remember it, then I didnt need to remember it either. Thats a pretty heavy thing to carry around on your soul even if its just pretend. After three seasons Ted is very much a part of me and I just couldnt see going through all of that. If it was a scene like in Boys Dont Cry where the character needs to go through that and remember it then I would have sucked it up (no pun intended) and done the whole thing. But it just wasnt worth it to me to have to lie there while five or six guys pretended to pound away at me. The producers were VERY supportive of me in this decision. Even still being on the set while the first half of it was being shot (I stepped in and replaced the double for the second half) was horrifying to watch. Male or female, rape has to be the cruelest crime imaginable, because the victim has to suffer with results the rest of their life.

As far as watching it goes, we actually shot the scene where Ted sees the video before we shot the video. So we were all just actually staring at a blank T.V. with a green screen on it.

When I saw the end result I thought it was incredibly powerful. But trust me you guys were spared much of how horrible the full video of that scene was.

12. Some people are saying that there really was no difference between the scene with Ted in the hotel room with all the guys in 310, and the scene with Ted on the video with all the guys in 314. Others feel they are completely different with the first being consensual and the second not consensual. What are your thoughts on this disagreement?

I feel quite strongly that having sex with an unconscious person, even if youve had consensual sex with them before, is rape and wrong. Period. Even if their initial intent was to have sex, the person is no longer actively involved in the act and they are no longer able to consent to whatever their partner is doing.

As far as those two scenes go, the sheer cruelty and degradation that was obvious in the gang bang in the last episode should be enough to let you know these are two VERY different situations.

July 3, 2003

1. Do you have any future plans after QAF? You have the type of voice that makes me think cartoon voice over.

Ummmm  thank you? I guess. Cartoon, huh? Well, whatever. No definite future plans right now for after QAF. Perhaps if  now, when you say cartoon voice what do you mean? Like a crazy snaggle-toothed lion or wily rabbit or  oh, never mind. Anyway ideally Ill still HAVE a career after QAF and I hope to expand into film work and  Im sorry, I just cant let this go  my voice reminds you of a CARTOON???

2. I lived in LA for 3 years, and now I'm going back for the summer; I know I've missed some things and there are others that I would just hate to go back to. What are your favorite things about LA and your least favorite ones?

I love the diversity that LA offers. As Ive said often to people, LA is very much unlike any city Ive ever been to. New York, Chicago, Toronto  all these places have very strong personalities and either you like it or you dont. Los Angeles doesnt really have a strong personality. The upside to that is that its whatever you make it to be. If you want to live the Plastic lifestyle you can do that; if you want something a little more bohemian there are areas for that, etc. As far as get-aways, youve got the Pacific Oceans and its huge variety of beaches, youve got mountains to go hiking in, the desert is just to the east and even if you want snow all youve got to do is drive a couple hours north into the mountains (and lovely villages like Idyllwild) and you can grab a dose of winter and then leave it FAR behind! And the food! Mmmmmmm.

My least favorite thing is the lack of neighborhoods to go walking in. But thats where Im lucky to spend half the year in Toronto.

3. What's the one question you wish people would ask you that no one ever has?

Would you PLEASE help Winona Ryder out of her troubled times by loving and marrying her?

4. What is the worst fashion trend that you will now (probably begrudgingly) admit to having participated in?

Well, the fashion crimes I committed back in the 70s were done at my parents' bidding so I wont hold myself accountable for them. However, in college I did go through a weird club dancing phase where along with my good buddy Brian Mr.B Crawford I would dress in a charcoal grey or blue, white-tabbed collared shirt, skinny black tie with gold tie collar-bar, maroon or black suspenders, peg-legged grey trousers, pointy-toed grey Joe Jackson Look Sharp shoes all topped off with a grey fedora. If you look at the pictures of me in my college production of 3 PENNY OPERA you can get an idea of the look. I am SOOOO sorry.

5. If you were just a fan of QAF and not on the show, which character and relationship do you see yourself supporting? Who would be your favorite character and why?

I would be all about the lesbians but my favorite character would still be Ted.

6. Who's your favorite Pokemon?

Jennifer Aniston.

7. What was the last movie you saw?

Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns a documentary about the band They Might Be Giants.

8. Do you speak any foreign languages? And have you ever wanted to do a play or work in another language?

I took six years of Latin at Hopkins and all I know how to say is: Possum Perductur and Semper Ubi Sub Ubi. I would love to learn Italian, actually and hope to some day.

9. What was the deciding factor (besides the weather) to make the move from Chicago to LA?

A couple of reasons (but the weather was a HUGE one). One was feeling like I had hit a glass ceiling in town where I was only going to be a second-choice actor doing similar roles all the time. Also I was getting a little bored just doing theatre and I wanted to face the challenge of film and TV acting (and have the opportunity to earn enough money to actually have a savings account). Another very small reason was that I needed to get away from a psychotic girl who was as much an unhealthy addiction for me as Crystal Meth is for Ted.

10. If you weren't acting professionally, would you be a professional musician? (Loss of your embouchure notwithstanding.)

I doubt it. Playing the horn in public made me incredibly nervous. I dont think I would have ever felt comfortable or confident enough to do it professionally.

11. Scott - you're due to return shortly to Toronto for Season 4. With the incredibly intense media coverage concerning the presence of SARS there, areyou worried about your safety? Do you think it will affect the creativity ofthe show, or of the performers?

Not at all. I really think this thing has been WAY over-hyped in the media. From all I understand its all been isolated to one hospital in a suburb of Toronto. I think well be just fine.

12. Scott, the scenes you performed in 313, where you, as Ted, throw Emmett out and talk about self-hate, hate for the "old" Ted. My God!, you were incredible! Tell me, how on earth do you build up to those scenes? How do you put yourself in that frame of mind? Does it take walking around alone, building up to it? I can't imagine just "jumping" into a scene so intense. What's your secret?

Well, thank you very much. The scenes were very difficult to do and I had to go to some very dark places to get there, Id rather not give you the specifics of how I get there (hope you understand) but I will tell you that once I get in that place what helps me stay there is to isolate myself from that cast and crew and listen to music thats appropriate to the mood. This is all harder for me than it may sound as I am rather gregarious at work and enjoy the company of my cast-mates and crew. I ended up having to develop hand signals to let Richard Wilmot and Glen Treilhard (our camera operator and his focus-puller) know when I was in a zone so they wouldnt try to joke me out of my funk. Its much easier for me to do it that way however than coming in and out of it. I find it gives a greater depth to the pain, the kind you can just see in the eyes. Between the deprivation diet I was on and not being able to have fun at work, there was a huge amount of eating and laughing that exploded out of me as soon as I had wrapped my final scene this season, let me tell you.

13. Do you like curly fries?

Love em. Especially spicy ones.

14. I'm a big Ted fan and it breaks my heart to see him turning into a Crystal freak. How do you feel about this story line and what new challenges were presented to you in having to play Teddy under these new conditions?

I was thrilled and frightened when I first learned of what would be happening to Ted. I had never played a character that was an addict and in SUCH a downward spiral. I knew it meant I would have to tap into some very dark and dangerous places in me and that scared me. But these are the challenges that you wait all your life for as an actor. Im very pleased with how the storyline has played out so far. I think drug addiction is a dangerous side effect of the club-going lifestyle in the gay community and Im glad weve addressed it. Im also glad that it was Ted who went through it in that it shows the reality of how pain and self-loathing is a big cause of addiction and that the guy you might think is the least likely to become an addict is often the one that most needs watching. Some very dear friends of mine are recovering addicts and I really wanted to make sure we got it right for them.

What was hardest for me was to let him become so cruel and value things that to me are unworthy of him. Some of his statements and how he has behaved in this story-line have been so far from my own personal experience and my connection with the character that I was very uncomfortable allowing such ugliness to come out of me and even fought it a little. Thanks to Peter Paige and our tremendous directors (Kevin Inch, Alex Chappel, Chris Grismer, Bruce McDonald, David Wellington and especially Kelly Makin) I felt safe enough and encouraged to keep digging deeper.

June 6, 2003

1. If you had an elephant... where would you hide it?

Ive GOT an elephant and its hiding in my trousers!  I dont even know what that means.

2. From reading your blog, it is obvious to me that you enjoy your work. Many actors and actresses maintain that there are strong differences between the acting style needed in broadway, movies and television. I was just wondering which style of acting you enjoy the most and why.

Acting in front of a live audience will always remain my favorite. The immediate response and symbiosis you share with an audience is just too intoxicating. As an actor you are completely in control of your performance (for good or for bad) and the challenge of creating a fresh performance eight times a week truly separates the men from the boys.

3. Are the weights used on the set of QAF real? It seems as though the machines probably would be and thus a lower weight is being used by the cast but it the case of the freeweights used it seems like the would be awfully heavy to have to do many reps for all the different shots needed.

All the weights I use are real. The ones Bobby and Peter and Gale use are totally fake  as are their muscles  all prosthetics. Im the only one man enough to show myself the way God made me.

4. When I was watching the scene such as the one between yourself and Peter (When Emmett wanted to talk to his "best friend" Teddy about his indiscretion with the airline steward), I had tears pouring down my face. Watching you and Peter interact and see the "hurt" on your faces, in your eyes, (as Ted and Emmett) I wonder, when actors hear such a thing, that a fan has been physically affected by an emotional scene, that they fan just "cried and cried" do you all think, wow, that person needs to get a life, or do you feel proud that you were able to "reach through" the screen and touch the hearts of your fans. What are your thoughts on this?

It means everything to us. Its why we do what we do. To affect people, to get them emotionally involved with the characters we portray. So thank you for your kind words about that scene. It was a tough one for us to do and its gratifying to hear that our efforts paid off.

5. Does being on the show enhance or stunt your dating life? As in, if you approach a woman in a bar, does she say:

a) "Oooh! You're the really cute guy on TV!" and immediately hand over her phone number; or

b) "Oooh! You're the really cute guy on TV! Can I get your number for my really hot gay friend? He REALLY digs you."; or

c) "Sorry - I'm saving this seat for someone else."

More like d) Can I pretend to really like you and then ditch you in the middle of the dessert? Honestly, it hasnt affected my dating life one way or the other, except for making me seem more attractive because Im an actor who actually has a job  for now.

6. Do you think season 4 will be the final season of QAF? Do you think it SHOULD be the final season?

Really hard to say. Even a few months ago I would have said we were 98% assured of a fifth season. But since then Jerry Offsay (the head of Showtime) announced his retirement and so now its all going to depend on who they get to replace him. It could be someone who says: QAF is the cornerstone of our network and we need to build around it. Or it could be someone who says: Im taking the network in a new direction and QAF doesnt fit in with my vision. Well just have to see. As far as if it SHOULD be our last season  ummm  NO!

On a side note, for all those who truly enjoy QAF and appreciate it being on the air, you need to realize the courage of Jerry Offsay to put it on Showtime. Throughout his reign at the little network that couldnt he has done his utmost to present challenging, diverse and controversial films and programs. When the QAF bidding war began only Jerry and Showtime stepped up and committed to a full seasons worth of shows (media darling HBO would only commit to a 2-hour movie) and followed up that commitment by putting the full weight of the network behind promoting it the first season. Thank you, Jerry for your courage  and for giving me the best job Ive ever had.

7. To stay in such great shape and thin, what does your diet and exercise program consist of?

Very kind of you to say. Well, usually its just a stay away from breads and pasta kind of diet and a three times a week at the gym (35 min. cardio and some weigh stuff) regimen. Because of the downward journey Ted takes into the world of Crystal Meth at the end of season three, I wanted to get down to a gaunt and unhealthy weight so I went to a wonderful nutritionist in Toronto named Claire DiNunzio who helped me lose 7  8 lbs. I cut out all sugars (even fruit and fruit juices) and increased my protein intake while also increasing my cardio workouts and limiting any weight training. I was pretty happy with the results although the more I thought I looked unhealthy the more the Ladies would tell me mmmm, you look HOT! Sick. Im now back to my usual fighting weight of between 150 and 153 depending on how much pizza Ive eaten.

8. When you auditioned for QAF, I imagine you thought your role would be short-lived, ala the British version of your character, and feature essentially no nudity. When Dan and Ron offered you a permanent cast spot, however, did you have to think about the offer for awhile or did you just "know" that this could be a great opportunity for you as an actor?

Actually, I hadnt seen the British series so I was unaware that my counterpart in that show didnt come out of his coma. I only learned that once I hit Toronto, where the UK version had been quite popular. When we tested for the show and had to sign all our contracts and nudity riders for the pilot I kind of chuckled to see the thickness of pages attached to Michelle and Peter and Randys contracts of scenes requiring sex and nudity. Mine only had one page I believe. I do remember thinking to myself Heh, heh, heh. Theres ONE advantage to playing the loser of this group. Then the sex in the SUV scene came along  and the dungeon scene  ah, well. I didnt have to think twice about joining this show. I knew it would be an opportunity that would change my life and challenge me in ways I could have never imagined.

9. Seems to me you turned out to be a pretty swell guy... what one piece of advice would you give to all of us who are currently raising the future "swell guys" of the world?

Umm  put ice on it and elevate to keep the swelling down?

10. Either on Hiatus or when QAF ends, how far do you intend to branch out with acting? Do you have a genre preference such as Comedy, Drama, etc...or would you consider 'different' roles like a Psychopath in a well-written suspense film, or even Sci-Fi? Do you prefer strict stage over film?

Ideally when QAF is done Id love to split my time between stage and film work because they both have unique challenges for me. It all comes down to the writing for me as far as what style Id prefer to do.

Hopefully Ill be lucky enough to be picky and not have to do too much garbage just for the sake of money. The only kind of directive Ive given my representatives is that I dont want to do any projects that glorify guns. Hate em. So it would all depend on what kind of psychopath youre talking about. Maybe if its one that kills people with Chinese Chicken Salad or something.

I just have to add a bLog-ish note here and mention that I had the pleasure or meeting the extraordinary British comedian Sascha Baron Cohen at brunch today. Hes the star and creator of my favorite show on TV Da Ali G Show on HBO. If you havent seen it, check it out. He is truly the Peter Sellers of our time. The fact that he was kind enough to indulge a goofy fan like me and a table-full of my equally awe-filled friends by patiently answering all our questions proved him to be a terrific down-to-earth celebrity as well. My favorite kind. ;o) Thanks for not disillusioning me, Sascha.

May 1, 2003

1. Is there a subject that makes you cry everytime you think/talk about it?

Yes, but thats for me and my therapist to know.

2. What's your favorite indie film?

Hard to tell what passes for indie these days. But of recent years HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH seemed the most successful at capturing that big movie on a low budget feel. A tremendous heart-felt, exciting film that feels like what Bob Fosse would be going off and making if he were still around today. John Cameron Mitchell created a true, unique, brave work of art with this film. Plus  it ROCKS!

3. So, Colorado, Connecticut, Chicago, California, Canada...what's with all the "C" places? Have you ever lived somewhere that didn't somehow begin with "C"?

I lived in New Jersey very briefly and the only C in New Jersey is when people say C? I told you that smell was Newark.

4. If you could be any Disney character which would you be and why?

I know yall want me to say "Eeyore", but Id have to go with "Aladdin". I mean hes got ALL those wishes to use AND that fine-ass carpet to squire his lady around town on. Damn! Or in Annie-speak: SHINY!

5. What motto do your live your life by?

Never take yourself too seriously.

6. What's the most fun scene you ever did on QAF?

Hmmm  there have been so many. There was a scene in the first season though where Peter, Gale, Hal and I were in the jeep on a road trip singin like dopes and eatin Pringles and drinkin orange soda  wait, was that a scene in the show or part of a DVD tour  no it was a scene. Yeah, that was fun.

7. I wondered if you receive a lot in the way of gifts, etc. If so - could you tell us about some that stick out in your mind?

Well, this brings up an interesting topic. I do receive gifts from fans and I am very grateful for them and appreciate the we want to give something back to you because youve given so much to us sentiment. I honestly do. But the truth is it makes me REALLY uncomfortable and Ill try to explain why. Im fortunate enough to love what Im doing and after a long time as an actor I am finally earning a very nice living. If there are things I really want Im finally able to actually buy them and thats great. A lot of the fans of our lil show arent as financially well off as I am lucky to be right now and Im just not comfortable with them spending their hard-earned money on ME  a complete stranger. (So you know, Im not comfortable getting gifts from my closest friends and family either. Ask my mom about the hell she has to go through to get a Gift Request list out of me every December) I mean, HELL the fans are already forking over a heap of cash to get Showtime or the DVD/Videos. I would much rather they say: Youve given so much to me that I wanted to give something back to you  so I went out and got myself this new watch in your honor. THAT would make me A LOT more comfortable.

8. What is with all of the new hairdos on QAF? Season 3 is supposed to be like a week or something after Season 2 ended... so how did everyone's hair get so long - and highlighted?

Actually Season 3 starts later that night of the Season 2 ender. Well, the deal with the new dos is that we got a new wonderful Hair Guru on our show whose name is Clara DiNunzio. An AMAZING stylist and I think we all look better than we ever have thanks to her. Now the difficulty she faced when we came back to start season 3 is that A.) wed been away from shooting for 6 months so our hair was different lengths and shades than at the end of season 2 and b.) as an artist she had very different visions for our looks than the previous two seasons. 

She did her best recreate the old look and to weave (no pun intended) the new hairstyle in as slowly as she could. Very difficult to recreate someone elses work when it comes to hairstyles, I think. But this kind of thing happens on EVERY show after they come back from a hiatus. I mean, TRY and keep up with the different dos on FRIENDS for Petes sake.

9. When I went to acting school, the subject of "breaking into the business" was brought up a lot and the "advice" of my teachers was pretty grim: to have someone in the family is in show business or that there's another kind of relationship that is only appropriate for late night cable television. And there seems to be a glaring ommission from media detailing how actors switch over from being working joes wih a theatre jones to becoming those who are in the same tax bracket as God. You've seem to have broken in without having a connection of the sort, so I'm dying to know what it is that you had to achieve/endure to get to where you are now?

Theres no real easy answer to this question. Its part of the mystery of this arbitrary business. I think Ive quoted the producer Robert Evans on this before, but he says that Luck is when opportunity meets preparation. Ive been very lucky. I honestly cant attribute my particular success at the moment to anything more than always trying to go out and do my best when it comes to acting and trying to stay true to myself in the process. Of course Ive seen others achieve success a lot quicker than I have by behaving in a manner that Im just not comfortable with, but Ive also had the inspiration of other outsiders (in Chicago, if you didnt go to school at Northwestern or DePaul or any other Illinois school you were a complete outsider when you start) like me who just stuck with it, showed appreciation to those who offered to help along the way and could always back up their belief in themselves with their acting. Believe me when I say there were many years in Chicago where the frustration I felt in not being in the inner circle of hot-shot, always employed actors there (because casting directors or agents or directors thought my range was limited or I wasnt rock and roll enough or whatever held me back from being a superstar there) drove me to tears. Fortunately there were enough friends and colleagues around me who never let me forget that they believed in me and it was their opinions that mattered most and kept me going. Like I said I have been VERY lucky.

10. It seems to me that the promotional public appearances by the QAF cast are rather excessive compared to those of other television shows. (In fact, I don't recall reading of any DVD signings, etc. for Buffy, Six Feet Under, etc., tho I may have missed them, as I am "old" and not interested in attending.) I know that you and some of the other cast members are enthusiastic supporters of QAF and readily avail yourselves when needed. But I am interested in your take on this subject.

Another tough question. What a month. Good thing Im on hiatus. We ABSOLUTELY do a lot more signings than most shows because Showtime is banking heavily on the DVD/Video sales to make up for all of yall who are watching the show in bars and at parties and not subscribing to their network  Im kidding  kind of. Look, I am very proud of the show and have been very happy to promote it and to give back to the fans for supporting us during the first two seasons. But to be honest, as Lisa-Marie said to Michael Jackson on their honeymoon: The Thrill is Gone. Certain events I dont mind but when it gets to these huge rock star kind of events  I have a hard time with them. Its an overwhelming experience and it is quite exhausting to give back THAT much energy when its coming at you for 3 or 4 hours straight. So especially while were in the midst of shooting, its asking WAY too much of us to go out on our days off and do these things. Plus, it jeopardizes whats truly important: our performances on screen. I became ill after the D.C. weekend (no, not with SARS) and had no time to heal while in Detroit and that made scenes that I was in the middle of shooting, which were already difficult to begin with, that much harder to get right. On a personal note, I just dont feel like I fit in at these screaming/crying festivals anyway. I didnt become an actor to be a rock star and after enduring too many occasions of fans so captivated by the (shall we say) sexier characters/actors/actresses on our show that they walk right by me or dont even look at me while I sign something for them (cause they're staring at the cast-mate next to me)  well, lets just say it doesnt make me feel like Wow, this person REALLY thinks Im a terrific actor. Ted is not a rock star character so within the marketing and fan dynamics of the show there are times when he gets the shaft  and not in the way he likes  and after living with this guy for three years its often hard not to take this all personally. Does that make sense? I hope so. Anyway, Im going to try and be more selective in terms of what events I attend in the future (I will not be at the LA Perry Ellis/Details signing for instance) so that I can be sure I will feel comfortable enough to show just how much I truly do appreciate ALL the wonderful fans of QAF and mine. Sniff, sniff ... I just got myself all teary. Sniff.